Smelly little cunts
If only the Empire had been armed with whatever that was
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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 18:01,
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Great work there -
by sheer coincidence I watched Return of The Jeddy last night and the Ewoks are...OK, violent when necessary. "Jar Jar makes the Ewoks look like fucking Shaft" still holds true.
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 18:22,
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Ewoks are more hardcore than you realise.
The first thing they try to do when they encounter Han, Leia etc is cook 'em. One assumes that part two of that plan would be eating them.
At the end of the film an Ewok is seen playing a little tune on a drumkit made of Stormtrooper helmets... I imagine the furry little bastard has just eaten the contents in the form of a fortifying stew.
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Yes, and they smash that walking thing into explodey pieces with two swinging trees. I always wanted to do that.
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 20:27,
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i think he meant he always wanted to walk
...but couldn't cos of being a quadra-spaz
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I suspect they broke the Geneva convention using venoms and lethal poisons on their twig projectiles
hence the poor performance of the Imperial Stormtroopers. I also suspect the rebels were left feeling somewhat awkward when they realised their native allies liked to eat their opponents
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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 21:27,
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