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This is a link post Google Glasses - A New Way To Hurt Yourself
It's a parody of the Project Glass video.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 9:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, you forgot the bit where he learns to
play the ukulele and his girlfriend leaves him for being such a cliche hipster!
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 9:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's a great start.
I really hope that someone does a full length version...
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 9:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post So ideas for more?
I vote for it policing his actions in its robo-voice:

Man to chemist: 'Two bottles of weed killer please!'

Glasses: 'Suspected terrorist, alerting thought police now!'
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Gets confronted by muggers
Computer attempts to teach its owner kung-fu (Matrix style). Owner gets shit kicked out of him whilst waiting for it to load.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!
Driving car using the GPS/google maps, sudden blue screen of death obscures vision, hits car in front, gets out and is negotiating with the driver he hit to avoid having to tell his insurance, glasses reboot and announce, 'you have had an accident, contacting your insurers, now.'

*edit* also, won't this be just fine so long as you never interact with another human being in person again, ever?
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Genuine lulz
Walks past school/playground. User absently looks in the direction of kids. Message pops up "Email from UK Gov. Title - You've Been Added to Sex Offenders Register".
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post And after this, all children on the street are blurred out and have a banner reading "forbidden content" on them.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha, I like the idea of real-life forbidden content, google does have a lot of that,
'This item removed due to a request from Ryan Giggs' when attempting to read a newspaper n such.
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!
Yeh sounds about right these days, btw does anyone else think that robo-voice sounds a bit like the boss off of The It Crowd?
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not a fan, sorry.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more AR porn.
Let's face it that's what they'll be used for.

Google WankSpecsTM
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 9:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well NOW I'm interested!
;)
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 9:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post See it would fit in perfectly with Google Tap
www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=Je7Xq9tdCJc&feature=endscreen

"You can tap in the morning, in the kitchen, in the movie theatre"

Someone ^BLD^ needs to put their own video over the audio of this audio.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Tap Fap
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post was half way through my own version :(
not fair, living in the middle of nowhere and having to plan trips to populated areas
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah go on go on,
like the internets isn't gonna be seeing a lot of these in the next few days...
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:47, , Reply)