Guy Goes To Every Country in the World... Without Flying (me, actually)
I made this!
JOIN ME, Graham Hughes, as I attempt to become the FIRST PERSON, EVER, to complete the first surface journey to EVERY COUNTRY in THE WORLD.
And have a wank in every country too.
BLOG: theodysseyexpedition.com
TWITTER: www.twtter.com/EveryCountry
YOUTUBE: www.youtube.com/thatgingerscouser
Unlike climbing Everest, trekking to the North Pole or landing on The Moon, this feat has never been achieved by anyone, ever, since, well... forever. Marco Polo didn't manage it, neither did Ibn Battuta or Columbus, Magellen or Cook.
But that's cos they're all pussies (possibly in the ceiling).
At first it seems like an impossible task: to step foot in EVERY country? Madness!!
What about Somalia? Iraq? Afghanistan? North Korea? What if some mad tyrant closes the borders? What about war, disease, famine and terrorism??
Ah, shut up you bunch of woolly woofters. I stride this world like a colossus. One that likes to draw cartoon willies on things.
So here we are: I've been to every country in 'the axis of evil', every country in Africa, The Middle East, Europe, The Americas and Asia. I only have a handful of islands left to visit and then I'm done. I can go home, make a cup of tea and watch Emmerdale Farm. They do still make Emmerdale Farm don't they? I've been away for a long time.
This is a compilation video of what I've been up to this year. I hope you find it inspirational, if not there's always YouPorn.
I miss decent cheese.
(, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 9:49, Reply)
Good luck with North Korea
I always wanted to do something like this!
(Yeah I posted this before fully reading what you'd written so please ignore the title)
(, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 9:52, Reply)
3 questions
1: Have you yet on your travels eaten a "mystery meat".
2: Have you had a super wobbly tummy (see question above)
3: Have you sexed a lady in each country you have visited? C'mon...there HAS to be a world record in that as well!
Oh and, Edit:...... Do you ever respond to (or even look at)peoples comments on these videos about your journey that you post here?
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 9:56,
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Answers!
1. Yes, many times. In China it was dog, in Nigeria it was some kind of primate and in Angola I still have no clue what it was but it had one long nail in the middle of its paw and it tasted of pork. Hoping to sample some longpig in PNG next week for Christmas.
2. Nope! Just two cases of squits, Madagascar and China... lasted less than a day each. I've had worse from Rusholme.
3. Ah, c'mon, I've got a girlfriend...!!
4. Yes and I cry when they say mean things.
(, Sat 11 Dec 2010, 4:30, Reply)
Hate to bust his bubble
but there are already some people who have a head start. Chris Guillebeau has managed 77 countries so far.
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maninahat Too many cocks spoil the brothel., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 10:58,
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Er...
You did read the text didn't you? I mean all of it?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 11:06,
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Belms
"So here we are: I've been to every country in 'the axis of evil', every country in Africa, The Middle East, Europe, The Americas and Asia. I only have a handful of islands left to visit and then I'm done. "
Unless there are less than 80 countries in the world that head start isnt looking too hot.
(, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 11:21, Reply)
I has competition?
Tits. I better get my skates on, I've only got 17 more countries to go!!
(, Sat 11 Dec 2010, 4:32, Reply)
I know a place you wont even have heard of
let alone find on a map. Go there and i will buy you a kitten!
io9.com/5474214/the-lost-culture-of-new-island-is-43500-years-old
(, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 12:18, Reply)
I could ask the same...
Of someone who lives in London and watches soap operas every night. I think my next vid will be a guide on how to beg/borrow/steal your way around the world for a song. Well I am, as my username implies, scouse.
(, Sat 11 Dec 2010, 4:36, Reply)