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This is a link post How to open a bottle with a cucumber
Works for all glass bottles.
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This is a normal post that made I laugh

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This is a normal post If I find my self surrounded by beer bottles but no cucumbers could I use a courgette instead ?

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 4 Jun 2016, 18:32, Reply)
This is a normal post a courgette would probably work, but...
...it wouldn't be as cool as a cucumber
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 4 Jun 2016, 18:35, Reply)
This is a normal post How about using a cat there pretty cool

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 4 Jun 2016, 19:44, Reply)
This is a normal post i think you could be on to something here fluffster -
automated bottle opener, simply place bottle on raised surface and wait for cat. genius.
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This is a normal post I tried that with rhubarb once
Didn't work
 (I helped save b3ta! bearhunt is drinking tea with wreckless abandon, Sat 4 Jun 2016, 19:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet your the posh type and only use M&S asparagus
To open your chilled lambing
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 4 Jun 2016, 19:46, Reply)
This is a normal post oh no i dont use that revolting filth
i get the organic naturally grown asparagus from pappie's quinoa farm
 (I helped save b3ta! bearhunt is drinking tea with wreckless abandon, Sat 4 Jun 2016, 19:56, Reply)
This is a normal post What a load of utter bollocks

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This is a normal post I'm with you on this.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sat 4 Jun 2016, 20:29, Reply)
This is a normal post What a load of utter bollocks
Next week, he's rubbing his cucumber on young children.
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This is a normal post I thought I recognised the voice..
It's almost identical to the narrator of another Youtube channel that my son enjoys - Thomas and His Friends toys having a gangbang with Peppa Pig and a few Minions while selling Kinder Eggs to children in a shit nihilistic version of the real Thomas the Tank engine which at least had plots and characters. and RINGO STARR.
utter bollocks indeed. people like watching it though.
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This is a normal post WTF
Alcohol, sweet alcohol. Cunt.
 (themarginwalker, Sat 4 Jun 2016, 20:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Who the fuck funds this sort of shit funny?
They are only encouraging the wankers to make more of this inane crap.

*finds
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