I changed Mr t0rias ring tone to this.
It is important to know he does not know how to work a mobile phone.
Morning all:)
(t0riahas forgotten how this all works, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:52,
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BAD T0RIA
You won't be laughing when he runs off with a man.
(Monty Propps, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:03,
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He's a computer programmer
It worries me that he can't work a phone.
Hows things? I was supposed to be on strike today so all my work was cancelled, but the strike was called off, so I'm having a nice day at home instead.
(t0riahas forgotten how this all works, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:04,
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What do you have as your ringtone? Cheesy Hawkes?
I'm not bad, I can sort of walk on my foot now.
(Monty Propps, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:12,
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It was for a while!
Its quite a good choice actually as its starts quite loudly.
Walking is a good thing!
(t0riahas forgotten how this all works, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:21,
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But as you can see from that picture I apparently spent the entire evening gazing lovingly at Agnostic Antichrist!
(t0riahas forgotten how this all works, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:04,
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I followed your eyeline to his full pint.
(Monty Propps, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:05,
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Aah that must be it
Mine was empty y'see? I was using the power of my stare to psychically will him to go to the bar and get me more cider
(t0riahas forgotten how this all works, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:08,
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I was going to animate it so that his pint drained while yours filled up
But forgot about it.
(Monty Propps, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:10,
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ha ha do it :)
I'm off to the shops, toodles!
(t0riahas forgotten how this all works, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:11,
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I shall have
a Star Bar and can of Tizer when you go please.
(Fetid MimsyBouncing Back!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:54,
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Tizer is rubbish these days
Its made with natural colours and flavours. It is not bright orange. The. Whole. Point. Of. Tizer is that is if is full of chemicals and makes you go mental, surely?
Its not like it was in the good old days *sigh*
(t0riahas forgotten how this all works, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:56,
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Boo!
I want my chemicals back!
(Fetid MimsyBouncing Back!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:53,
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hahah
"fossil" I think is the word you're looking for. I bet he programs in Fortran and Assembler.
(Firkinfeduplast shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:47,
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*looks at his CV*
"Visual Basic 6, Visual Basic.NET, Java and database skills including SQL, ADO and ADO.NET. Other skills include C (including embedded), C++ (including Visual C++/MFC), Perl, PHP, JSP, ASP, ASP.NET, VBA, JavaScript, VBScript, Unix Scripting, SQL Server, MySQL, Win32 API, Access, Excel, Ladder Logic, and many others. languages such as C#....... " etc
Its just letters to me....
(t0riahas forgotten how this all works, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:51,
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Ooooooh, nice
I can do BASIC, a bit of HTML, and Photoshop (with a distinction in Magenta Studies).
(Monty Propps, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:55,
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And you can operate a mobly phonograph?
(Firkinfeduplast shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:46,
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Reasonably well,
Though I must admit my non-techie missus is better than me with the phone.
Women have an affinty to any technology that allows them to talk more.
Haha
Truth lols
(Fetid MimsyBouncing Back!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:05,
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Fucking hell
sorry then either he is lying on his CV, or he is just a really shit developer. That's quite worrying...
(Firkinfeduplast shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:45,
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Or is too busy to be arsed with his phone
(Monty Propps, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:18,
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I would say that he should be able to use anything with software
with relative ease. Navigating through a menu system to change the ring tone is hardly rocket science.
As a software engineer myself I don't have any problems picking up a gadget and working it out.
(Firkinfeduplast shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:55,
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I've gotta love that :)
/incidentally, have got the first three season of BL ready for you :)
(The Great Architectis still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 11:57,
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