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This is a link post In defence of the new lightsaber

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 10:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope there's a back story revealing how he accidentally chopped his bollocks off with it owing to it's feckless impracticality as a weapon.
And now he wields it out of some kind of Sith penance.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 10:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I demand you forward this brilliant insight to Abrams immediately
for urgent inclusion into this film - there is still time
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 10:53, Reply)
This is a normal post he's a Sith Inquisitor
starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Sith_Inquisitor
" Sith Inquisitors often utilized much more esoteric and customized models of such armament, especially in contrast to the more technical and pragmatic weapons favored by Sith Warriors, "

I really don't know what the fuss is about.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post it's bollocks anyway, the light blade will cut straight through the casing of the handle
the only way this cross guard would work is if the light ran all the way into the corners
 (I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Just don't let the blade of your enemy hit that bit. Lock their blade between your main blade and cross guard, and shove them away.
Don't you remember anything from your training?
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:18, Reply)
This is a normal post IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:25, Reply)
This is a normal post You could just cut any lightsaber blade off at the hilt, though.
If you really wanted to.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post my point being, if the blue blade slides up the red one, rather than settling against the cross blade it'll just cut it off
therefore pointless
 (I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Lightaber blades don't slide against each other, though...
They lock.

Anyway, the force doesn't work either. It's a load of old bollocks.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post 1. lock lightsaber blades.
2. shoot opponent with gun held in other hand.
 (DestructoLettuce, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 12:09, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHA

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post It's certainly no match for a good blaster at your side

(dyllon nice beaver., Wed 3 Dec 2014, 19:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Watch
Steven colberts video on it, it explAins how you are wrong
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Fail: Doesn't have required 3 pbb

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Sweet mary and joseph.
Are you trying to nerd your virginity back, man?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Cortosis hilt
problem solved
 (I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post that's why the guard should be angled

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post don't agree with what i about to say
but argument against this....

 (sithemong, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I see no problem with the cross guard which isn't inherent in the rest of the saber design.
There's a risk of finger loss, but the three foot beam of crackling electric death above it is also a potential health and safety hazard.

You just have to be careful, be sensible and read the instructions.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:16, Reply)
This is a normal post FUCK THAT

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:32, Reply)
This is a normal post The cross guard just should be angled.
Ii present form it's useless at parrying too.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I put it to you that there is no risk of finger loss because it isn't real and they just wanted to make a cool looking light saber.

(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Cortosis, bitches.

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post If you're supposed to be a Sith Wizard anyway
It'll probably be safeish.

Still want to see a Jedi against someone with a sawnoff shotgun...yeah block that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 3 Dec 2014, 12:43, Reply)
This is a normal post The matrix would have been different too

(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Star wars.

(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I have made a note of every name in this thread
and hereby declare I would never date any of you.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 19:31, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha :)

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 19:32, Reply)