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This is a link post It's all unravelling
Coup in Turkey, carnage in Nice, but don't forget your Pokestops and stare into your mobile phone like a fucking mong all day in case you missed a message/tweet vacuous bollocks.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 22:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe frivolity helps people cope

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 22:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Very funny
You should be my boss who is complete denial of everything going on around him. Every room in the building could be on fire apart form ours and he would say it's 'out there' but nothing to do with us. Just concentrate on what you have to do and it will be fine. He is about to get us all made redundant.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 23:12, Reply)
This is a normal post That's a terrible analogy
The whole fucking building is on fire. We can do our best to put out one floor at a time, but there's always some cunt a few floors up with a can of petrol hoping that he'll make a few quid off the insurance policy.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 23:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Well you could worry yourself into an early grave
By fretting about things that you have no control over and have no impact on you.

Or chill the fuck out.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 23:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Or perhaps some of us just enjoy the escape that games like Pokémon give us
From the shittiness of the real world, and our complete inability as human beings to largely prevent other human beings from being utter cunts.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 22:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Stopped caring about anything at all, you say?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 22:23, Reply)
This is a normal post We can all change our Facebook profile pictures to a French flag or some shit.
But at the end of the day, if a huge fucking meteor is on it's way to wipe out the population of planet earth, do you run about screaming about something you can't change, or do you just accept that shit happens and get on with it?
There will always be cunts, it's the human population's magic special ability. Even if the human race finally decided to band together and wipe out ISIS/BLM/NRA/The US Government, there will always be something to take their place.

I say fuck it. Why waste time trying to make a futile, minimal change in the inherent behavior of the human species, when I can just watch Netflix, play computer games and just try as much as possible to enjoy being a better than some but average as most human being for the next 50 or so years?
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 22:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Where is everyone in the Universe
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fermi_paradox#It_is_the_nature_of_intelligent_life_to_destroy_itself
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 22:40, Reply)
This is a normal post This would never have happened if they were members of the EU, or NATO.
*runs*
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 22:38, Reply)
This is a normal post They are in NATO which made their shooting down of the Russian Jet recently a bit more risky.
Were being waved the chance of joining the EU if they stopped all the refugees flooding into mainland Europe and open borders to EU but think they have done their own pre Texit.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 22:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm aware of their long standing membership of NATO.
I was being facetious. Or fatuous. Take your pick.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 23:18, Reply)
This is a normal post May you live in interesting times and all that
Facebook live has some amazing live streams of street protests right now.
 (felixcoen, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 23:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, that escaladed quickly
www.liveleak.com/view?i=1a9_1468623982

(Sorry for the liveleak link, will commence self flogging ASAP)
(Edit, public service announcement, don't try to block a main battle tank with a car. It won't work)
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 16 Jul 2016, 0:38, Reply)
This is a normal post
youtu.be/p4m-lNi61Rk
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sat 16 Jul 2016, 0:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I do the constant bleak news updates thing,
but I suspect limiting your news time and playing more Pokemon is the rational, healthy option.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 16 Jul 2016, 0:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I like how people staring at their phones while walking along is now somehow a new thing.

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Sat 16 Jul 2016, 2:18, Reply)
This is a normal post not one for conspriacies...
but this looks a lot like a staged coup for edogan to consolidate his power and do away with the people in the military who may actually have staged a real coup...

the army seemed to surrender straight of the bat, not normal behaviour for an army that has succesfully orchestrated loads of them in the past...

strange.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Sat 16 Jul 2016, 13:02, Reply)