There's a cunt that works in the same building as me that is fucking obsessed with quinoa.
He was the coach for a school basketball team (not your typical American High School star-of-the-future type team, a fucking Scottish secondary school full of awkward looking white kids that couldn't make any friends on the football team) and suddenly he's this fully qualified physiotherapist, dietician and all round guru of everything fitness.
Every fucking labeled plastic box of shite I've seen him munching from has contained the mystical grain and all it seems to have really done is made me dislike him more than I did previously to his hipster fad food obsession.
He emphasises the fucking noun just like Lynchey does in this video too. You can hear him talking about it with great arrogance and self-importance from fucking yards away.
The worst part is I actually used to enjoy quinoa. I didn't even come close to the fetishistic over-enthusiasm that this particular throbbing cloaca possesses, but it was enjoyable. Nowadays whenever catch sight or sound of the grainy little morsels, I'm filled with nothing but resentment and mild fury.
What a fucking twat he is...
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I always correct people who call it keenwha
I tell them it is pronounced kwin-oh-ah.
When they correct me back I ask them what they call the cured pork sausage from Spain (chorizo), when they say cho-ritz-oh, I say, "If you say words with english rules, it's kwin-oh-ah, if you do not then it is chore-eeth-oh. Choose."
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 18:30,
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I read somewhere of a convention
Where the latter should be used for ethically sourced Quinoa, and the former should be used for the Quinoa imported from South America, leaving the locals unable to afford their staple food. It kind of works for me.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Fri 8 Sep 2017, 20:31,
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