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Legend of Whiplash - TV's Tenzin finally reaches his limit NSFW
No one ever introduced the lovely fellas on this site to this classic vid when it first came out, and there was never a perfect time to do the deeds since then. But since this video is a decade old now (or at least is about to become), I guess it's safe to say it's time to put that right.

Oh, and the ignorant nerds at home need to check this out too: crymeariverreddit.ytmnd.com/

(unhinged seagull had too much pasta bake the other day..., Sat 15 Mar 2025, 11:22, Reply)

Post something good instead!

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 15 Mar 2025, 12:23, Reply)

Good gravy son, it's the best I got.
You're just out of touch.
(unhinged seagull had too much pasta bake the other day..., Sat 15 Mar 2025, 12:29, Reply)

Look man, if Dave Trouser and fucking brb agree on something
you know you fucked up.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 15 Mar 2025, 16:07, Reply)

You cretins only think I fucked up badly because your sense of humour came from people who pessimistically shit on everything.
Just like the loser nerds on 4chan.
(unhinged seagull had too much pasta bake the other day..., Sat 15 Mar 2025, 16:13, Reply)

No, it just wasn't funny, or well made.
Made no sense at all. Some obscure neckbeard reddit shite.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 16 Mar 2025, 13:32, Reply)

thought it wasn't funny even though a lot of well adjusted people out there probably laughed at tenzin furiously calling meelo "mini me"
thought it wasn't well made when that lip syncing is really seamless as hell
thought it made no sense even though it's a FUCKING PISS TAKE EDIT
described it as "obscure neckbeard reddit shite" as if korra was only watched by nerdy self-hating virgins
possibly chronically online too because of calling it "neckbeard reddit shite"

You're pathetic.
(unhinged seagull had too much pasta bake the other day..., Sun 16 Mar 2025, 13:47, Reply)

NO U

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 16 Mar 2025, 14:31, Reply)

Now that's a call for the ignore button right there.
(unhinged seagull had too much pasta bake the other day..., Sun 16 Mar 2025, 14:38, Reply)

This Uno Card was super effective.
Now I never have to see another unhinged_seagull post ever again :D
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 16 Mar 2025, 14:56, Reply)

I like this =)

(Sherbs, Sat 15 Mar 2025, 12:48, Reply)

Good to know!
How can anyone not find that "mini me" bit hilarious? Maybe such soulless folks like the bastards at talk.
(unhinged seagull had too much pasta bake the other day..., Sat 15 Mar 2025, 12:59, Reply)

Wtf is this shit?

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brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Sat 15 Mar 2025, 15:49, Reply)

Just simple piss take humour, something your psychotically geeky arse refuses to comprehend.
I'm also certain you're just looking for an excuse to be an ignorant bastard again.
(unhinged seagull had too much pasta bake the other day..., Sat 15 Mar 2025, 16:00, Reply)

Again? Wtfayboa?
You just posted the homophobic rant video, not me.
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brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Sat 15 Mar 2025, 16:04, Reply)

See, you're being ignorant again. There's more to it than just the "homophobic rant" in the video.
Besides, that's just your "brainwashed by twitter" behind talking here.
(unhinged seagull had too much pasta bake the other day..., Sat 15 Mar 2025, 16:09, Reply)

You clearly know exactly what you're talking about.

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brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Sat 15 Mar 2025, 16:34, Reply)

Damn straight, now crawl your arse back to that cesspit /talk where you belong.
(unhinged seagull had too much pasta bake the other day..., Sat 15 Mar 2025, 16:40, Reply)

Are you trying to do banter again?
I have made 1 post on twitter many years ago, complaining to/exposing an otherwise unreachable vendor who ripped me off. This is the one time I ever engaged with social media.
I may have visited 4chan a few dozen times at most, usually following links from edgelords, trolls, and the trolled.
I don't think you've quite got my number. You must realise there's a much, much larger world beyond your interests and that most opinions exist entirely independently of your peculiar world view.

Insulting people is generally not a great way to argue, elucidate, or promote an idea. That said, the way you're trying to insult people is not very effective either.
When I asked wtf is this shit, I was not merely complaining that it is shit. A little exposition would go a long way. WTF are these cultural references? What does any of this mean?

Your shtick is to post on b3ta as if b3ta is a site dedicated to Asian animation and everyone knows wtf you're blithering on about. I TRULY respect that gimmick and your commitment to it. I think it would work better as a babyface gimmick rather than a shitheel gimmick though. Like the Invisible Simpsons guy, who I rather strongly suspect is the Jekyll to your Hyde.
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brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Sat 15 Mar 2025, 17:08, Reply)

Let me explain.
1. I thought you were deeply engaged with it because of you complaining about "homophobic rants" or something in a PARODY video, a DECADE old PARODY video.
2. When I encounter someone being an edgy smartarse dickbag here, I just assume they get it from 4chan. I just know because back then, when b3ta was still relevant, while I certainly know there are still cunts slagging out somewhere in the messageboards, I still know it was still filled with the most welcoming people you could ever come across on the internet, up until it became cool to be an edgy shithead on this site.
3. I definitely do understand not everyone has the same tradition as I do, I just show it off here because the pure atmosphere of noughties animated TV doesn't get enough support. It's 2025 now, and people are still overrating the 80's/90's to death, not giving the noughties it's chance to shine.
4. I do that because if you be an arse to me, I'll be an arse to you back. Y'know, criss-cross.
5. You don't understand it because you weren't born in the late 90's.
6. First, I DO understand that b3ta is not a place dedicated to Jap junk but more Western media (which is a good thing), second, I actually DON'T like Japanese animation (99% of it at least) like I said posts before, it's just that I give the western shows influenced by it more support since they don't feel like they were written by anti social sadsacks with a fucked up view on the world (the YTMND I posted explains it all).
7. Do NOT ever, ever, EVER compare me to such a mindless autist like that "invisible Simpsons guy", what I do in this site is nothing like what he does here, when I make crap for this site, it usually follows that joke photoshopping formula the site was known to have, not the same lousy photoshopping you see on DeviantART over and over again.

Did that rest your case?
(unhinged seagull had too much pasta bake the other day..., Sat 15 Mar 2025, 18:05, Reply)

Impenetrable, baffling, replying to unmade points, assumption of understanding incredibly niche subcultural trivia, this is all good shtick that I can get behind.
The whining shitheel attitude is what kills the gimmick. I'll try to reply to whatever it is you just posted in the great tradition of pointless internet arguments.
1: This illustrates my point about the larger world beyond your experience. Calling me a twitter SJW or whatever only suggests weird manospheric/fashy-pipeline things about you. The age of the PARODY video is relevant to what? Homophobic gets scare quote because..? How does a video being a PARODY of something negate any bigoted content within it?
2: Sir, are you calling me an edgy smartarse? Why are you posting on a site you believe is irrelevant? Why do you think it's cool to be an edgy shithead here? (It isn't.)
3: Pure atmosphere? I'm going to guess that you were a less cynical kid in the 00s and, as an adult, you have yet to recognise how nostalgia plays with your personal biases (and obsessions).
4: I'm not being an arse to you, you fucking stupid fucking cunt.
5: Your refusal to provide exposition or justification for posting such niche interest trivial wtfery is a part of your shtick that I can respect, but the shitheelish way you go about it kills the gimmick.
6: First, yes, I know, that's why I said the stuff about it. Second, Oh. The ytmnd link was seriously painful, by the way. I assume you made it.
7: That's exactly what the shitheel autistic character "unhinged seagull" would say if they'd just been outed as the invisisimpsons sock puppet. Your characters are opposites in many ways (he always tries to over explain/you always try to under explain, he's friendly/you're the way you are) but you are both cartoon obsessed gentlemen who tick most boxes on the ASD checklist.

I rest my face.
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brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Sat 15 Mar 2025, 19:25, Reply)

Let me wrap this up real quick.
I wasn't saying being an edgy smartarse is cool, I was saying that this site used to be so much better when it wasn't filled with people who just like to be cynical for cynical's sake, I thought the people here including you were being an arse to me because you were all trying to make me look bad about what I post, and being obsessed with cartoons isn't my whole life.

Get it?
(unhinged seagull had too much pasta bake the other day..., Sat 15 Mar 2025, 19:44, Reply)

I rarely comment and have never pressed the ignore button. Today is that day.
(delurkrelurk, Sat 15 Mar 2025, 19:47, Reply)

TODAY IS THE DAY "delurkrelurk" PRESSED THE IGNORE BUTTON, EVERONE MARK THEIR CALENDARS

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sat 15 Mar 2025, 22:37, Reply)

Urgh

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Invisible Wizard - 11th Level MERPer, Sat 15 Mar 2025, 21:01, Reply)

I know, it's ridiculous.
What happened to the lovely side of b3ta? The most notorious Wikipedia parody clearly stated the people in that site were "very nice".
(unhinged seagull had too much pasta bake the other day..., Sat 15 Mar 2025, 21:08, Reply)

I'm LOVELY I'll have you know

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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 16 Mar 2025, 11:03, Reply)

I'll level with you here, I very rarely actually watch videos posted on here
and I have no current intention to watch this one.

So, please think of this as an opportunity to persuade me to watch it in a way that doesn't revolve around you insulting everyone who doesn't subscribe to your bizarrely narrow interests.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sat 15 Mar 2025, 16:21, Reply)

It has audio clips from a well-received bitingly gritty but very sophisticated film playing over clips from a "dark" family cartoon, with humourous results.
It's just good old fashioned piss take re-editing humour, simple as.
(unhinged seagull had too much pasta bake the other day..., Sat 15 Mar 2025, 16:29, Reply)

OK, I'll give it a watch later.
Well done.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sat 15 Mar 2025, 16:46, Reply)

Also, isn't it ironic that those who can't accept my "bizarrely narrow interests" tend to be into consuming things like those mind corrupting Japanese cartoons and that soulless superhero movie junk that's infecting the entire film industry like AIDs?
My god, some people are just... off their rocker.
(unhinged seagull had too much pasta bake the other day..., Sat 15 Mar 2025, 16:56, Reply)

... and you're off again, having a conversation with the people in your head.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sat 15 Mar 2025, 16:58, Reply)

I'm not "off again", I just wanted to point something out.

(unhinged seagull had too much pasta bake the other day..., Sat 15 Mar 2025, 17:02, Reply)

I like My Neighbour Totoro.
Is that one of "those mind corrupting Japanese cartoons"?

Again, your bizarrely specific projections onto everyone else in the world says a hell of a lot more about you than it does about the rest of us, who ate blissfully unaware of your inner monologue.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sat 15 Mar 2025, 17:53, Reply)

Okay I admit, there is good animated shit from Japan...
It's just that there is more demographically alienating crap than there is actual decent, normal stuff produced over there, only 2% of the latter.
(unhinged seagull had too much pasta bake the other day..., Sat 15 Mar 2025, 18:13, Reply)

lol
This is perfect. Do more like this.
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brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Sat 15 Mar 2025, 19:29, Reply)

I think you are an infunny bellend
but I've never 'consumed' whatever the fuck you're banging on about there, so perhaps you're also a paranoid bellend
(sticklebrlcks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Sat 15 Mar 2025, 17:37, Reply)

People who misspell "unfunny" are bellends too.

(unhinged seagull had too much pasta bake the other day..., Sat 15 Mar 2025, 18:09, Reply)

Hi unhinged seagull, I just watched that video.
As no context was presented for either the audio or the video, I have absolutely no idea what the fuck any of it was supposed to mean.

I think Whiplash was a film, but I haven't seen it, and I don't understand why dubbing it over a children's cartoon should be funny. I would ask you to explain, but I think it's clear to everyone by now that you can't.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sat 15 Mar 2025, 22:40, Reply)

Let me point out the problems with your complaint.
First of all, saying that an R-rated film being dubbed over a children's show shouldn't be funny is such buzzkill, you probably didn't find that video showing clips of Barney dancing with music from Tupac playing that surprisingly syncs well with the purple dinosaur's movements funny either, if people find Barney rapping like Tupac funny, they would also find Tenzin swearing like a murderer funny too, same ducking spit.

Second, you think everyone is clear that I'm not gonna explain it all the best way I can because you and your posse have been trying to make me look like a jerk off once more with your ignorant nerd logic ever since I exposed the world of b3ta to that Whiplash video for the very first time.

Oh, and by the way. This video has already been voted to be in the popular links board, so it looks like the plan to make me look like a fool again has finally backfired on you losers. Cry about it.
(unhinged seagull had too much pasta bake the other day..., Sat 15 Mar 2025, 23:01, Reply)

b3ta.com/links/1622715
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sat 15 Mar 2025, 23:12, Reply)

Giving out a good explanation, and this is the response I get.
Enjoy your days of being ignored by me, dick.
(unhinged seagull had too much pasta bake the other day..., Sat 15 Mar 2025, 23:18, Reply)

you fucking tragic mess

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sat 15 Mar 2025, 23:24, Reply)

'with humourous results'
I think you had to be there. Myself, having never seen either film, it just falls flat and comes across as a bit shouty and relying on rude words for humour. I stopped finding people shouting rude words funny about 35 years ago. Maybe you would get a better response posting it on TikTok?

Anyway, just my opinion.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sun 16 Mar 2025, 1:10, Reply)

Needs more sumo

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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 15 Mar 2025, 16:38, Reply)

What doesn't?
Other than WrestleMania 21, obviously.
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brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Sat 15 Mar 2025, 17:10, Reply)

The brb-Trouser axis of grumpy weird is taking over

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simbosan is too tired, Sat 15 Mar 2025, 23:04, Reply)

I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm here for this shit.
I guess the world really is ending.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sat 15 Mar 2025, 23:16, Reply)

We will stretch your minds out like matter caught on an event horizon.
Where the "black hole" is just a gigantic poop emoji made of 1980s white furry dog shit.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 16 Mar 2025, 13:01, Reply)

Sorry, I have to ask
Is the dog shit white and furry, like they used to be when dogs were given bones in the 1980s, and the emoji is gigantic
or is it an emoji portraying a gigantic shit from a white person in a dog costume which was made in the 1980s?

(I mean, it could also be that the costume is white, but the person isn't)

I'm easily confused. I don't even want to think about the black hole.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sun 16 Mar 2025, 14:19, Reply)

You can only find out by falling into it.
Soz.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 16 Mar 2025, 14:32, Reply)

Nobody should have a short chair
However useless they are.
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An Egg ,D, Sat 15 Mar 2025, 23:15, Reply)

Better than a shart chair

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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sun 16 Mar 2025, 20:27, Reply)

Here again to post a link sent to me thanks to some wisdom from someone.
b3ta.com/links/1620332#post1620392
(unhinged seagull had too much pasta bake the other day..., Sun 16 Mar 2025, 13:19, Reply)

It used to be much worse.
Loads of culture warriors spreading bigotry under the banner of puerile banter going unchallenged. The kind of people who label anti-racism as toxic. Thank goodness they all seem to have gone quiet.
;)
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brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Sun 16 Mar 2025, 15:10, Reply)