Mass face-sitting protest outside parliament
Break out your latex.
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notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 10:24,
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It's all fun and games until someone loses a nose.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 10:26,
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I absolutely agree with the ban.
The other day I watched a video on the internet of a lady doing a wee.
That very afternoon, I pushed a Chelsea pensioner out of a 5th storey window.
Coincidence?
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 10:29,
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hardcore defenestration there
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 10:44,
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Depends
Did you open said window before?
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 16:28,
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'sold in the UK'
Surely this is meaningless legislation, given anybody who actually buys any of the porn that they've outlawed will just do so where it's not illegal. Or just watch it online
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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 10:43,
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The fact that anyone buys porn these days boggles my mind.
Online or elsewhere. Why would you?
Is there honestly not enough free stuff to occupy their wanking schedule?
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 10:50,
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It sort of baffles me as well
Perhaps for some people the entire seedy experience of visiting a grubby outlet in Soho and walking out with a brown paper bag with a copy of 'Schoolgirl Caning 7' is all part of their titillation
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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 11:02,
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Ooh! Schoolgirl Caning 7 is out?
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 11:04,
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You wouldn't like it.
It's 3rd person view.
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 11:19,
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haha!
It just doesn't work with his Oculus Rift.
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BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 11:32,
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George Osborne likes being spanked
he also likes to lay down and let guys pee on him.
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$$ ✅, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 11:31,
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While high on coke
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SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 12:02,
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