"Miss Anderson is here to see you Julian"
*frantically kicks kleenex under the bed and tears down posters*
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benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 14:54,
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That's probably how Farage got in
"tell him Miss Anderson is at the door"
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 15:14,
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"Julian is trying to free the world by educating it. It is a romantic struggle. I love him for this."
And she "...said she would not be surprised if people reduced their connection to "just a sexual relationship"."
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 15:21,
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By people,
does she mean Julian Assange and Pamela Anderson?
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 15:26,
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I mean, she's made great decisions in her taste of men.
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 15:53,
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Yet she turned down Borat's traditional marriage sack.
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 16:50,
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I'm impressed she could still walk after Tommy Lee
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 18:31,
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Probably broke her coccyx
Heyyyyy, wait a minute...
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 19:05,
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Here is a recreation of the injury by the Hemsley Green Women's Auxilliary.
![](http://orig04.deviantart.net/3429/f/2013/098/4/f/pdp1_by_lolitaspaceprincess-d60w2rm.gif)
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 19:08,
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Looks like this fella:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=890MJI2zbCg
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Varmint, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 23:37,
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This is clearly a plot to smuggle him out of the embassy inside her cavernous lady garden.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 15:23,
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Haha!
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 15:25,
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or tucked between her zorbs
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theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 17:30,
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