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This is a link post Mountain Biker Attempts 68 Foot Jump.
No gloves?
(Sherbs, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 19:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I once tried a 6/8 of a foot jump
and the results were almost identical.
 (I helped save b3ta! Studebaker Hawk Touch me, I'm thick, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 20:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I once tried to jump 68 feet
but I don't have 34 friends.
 (Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 20:26, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah, that would have gone so much better with gloves

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 20:17, Reply)
This is a normal post He was relatively fine, really.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 20:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I heard he
farted a tooth out.
 (BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 20:38, Reply)
This is a normal post He should have been wearing mittens & a nice balaclava.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 20:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't see gloves helping much.
Unless they were Iron Man's or something...
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 21:54, Reply)
This is a normal post He didn't panic during that freefall did he?

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 22:31, Reply)
This is a normal post shit hiself!
if he hadnt he would have easy made it.
 (discodaz *generic witty comment*, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 22:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Quite
and he came across like he handled that trail quite well from experience. I guess some leisure activities are best left to those who pursue them
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 22:44, Reply)
This is a normal post ~20 years ago...
I used to ride like that...there wasn't much I would not do on a bike.

Even then, gloves were the HAVE to HAVE safety equipment, seriously; and especially after you have had gravel scrubbed out of your hands like a scene from Threads; it's the must have safety basic. Back then everything else cost too much; and as it only lasts for one fall anyway, but gloves... they could save you daily.

One day my front wheel fell off ... hopping off a curb, FFS, of all things. Forks planted, face planted and I was lucky enough to have my teeth stitched back in, anaesthetic and my jaw wired in place that order. It was a proper ouch moment. And the brother who removed / loosened the nuts, the one that was over 10 at the time knows who did it.. don't you? I forgive you.

Having ones teeth stitched in place is really painful. Having ones relatives lean on your forehead while it happens is heartbreaking. But, due to the cunts, I still have teeth. the cunts. cunts.
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 23:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I want to hear abou teh gear.
I had Mongoose NX-DH, earlier bikes are proper vintage for me.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 3:48, Reply)