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This is a link post My penis is so large you can see it from space I made this!
Before the field behind my house was developed into houses I went out with a petrol mower and mowed a 150m cock and balls (3 pubes ber ball of course).

It's long gone now, and Google maps didn't pick it up at the time, so I thought it was lost forever. It turns out BING maps have no shame when it comes to massive love lengths.

Oi, stop rubbing my massive knob
 (I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 19 Apr 2022, 19:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post I imagine you like J R Hartley, scouring the internet for a picture of your cock.
Bravo.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 19 Apr 2022, 20:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can only apologise for the state of my helmet

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 19 Apr 2022, 20:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post No need to apologise.
Mine ended up just like that once, after foolishly blowing my load into the Brasso infused polishing cloth under the kitchen sink. Honestly thought I was going to need it amputated. Second most regretful wank of my life.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Tue 19 Apr 2022, 20:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post The plumber wasn't impressed either.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 19 Apr 2022, 22:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Grabbing that stopped it going in his eye though

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 20 Apr 2022, 10:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post plumber got an eyeful

(Jadzia Ashton Inner City Sumo, Wed 20 Apr 2022, 15:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post your 'advantages of living alone' list gets longer by the day

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 20 Apr 2022, 10:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Right in the perineum!
Between the small entrance and bushes next to a wrecked hole.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 19 Apr 2022, 20:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post bonus points for scaling the 3 pubes per ball rule

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 20 Apr 2022, 4:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post has nobody done a joke about Google Girth yet?

(Jadzia Ashton Inner City Sumo, Wed 20 Apr 2022, 10:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post A+
They have now
 (I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 20 Apr 2022, 11:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Go
 (I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 20 Apr 2022, 12:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was just thinking about The Italian Job the other day, specifically Benny Hill's character.
I haven't seen it for many years, but I bet it's aged really well.
 (The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Wed 20 Apr 2022, 12:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha, right, imagine that I did a strikethrough resulting in your willy being the thing you haven't seen for many years!!!!

(Jadzia Ashton Inner City Sumo, Wed 20 Apr 2022, 13:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post nice strikethrough work there
' there' being in my head
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Thu 21 Apr 2022, 3:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice balls.
May your cock live forever on Bing. On another note- Sympathies for having your view fucked by a load of houses.
 (goatse object logged out of his other sessions on, Mon 25 Apr 2022, 21:51, , Reply)