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This is a link post Ok, which one of you did this?
And what was your technique?
 (Roger Moore's Right Eyebrow saw your mum on chatroulette on, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post such wit
it's like peter ustinov never left us
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I once had the idea of selling bottled london air to expats
Couldn't be bothered.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:30, Reply)
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Doesn't sell.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Phew!

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post "Top selling product"

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 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post And why is the item description of an Xbox?

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:38, Reply)
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The rectum powder packed into this bottle is enough to send the even the most noble of Greek Gods to hell. One whiff of this and you'll prefer to be in the Underworld with that dick, Hades. Side affects of smelling this may include but are not limited to:
-Sudden Death
-Convulsions
-Seizures
-Loss of appetite
-Loss of hair on upper lip
-Loss of upper lip

Let this bad boy sit on your night stand for a few months and ferment, and you're sure to have a deadly answer to anyone who bothers you. Oh, that bully who took your lunch money? Hand him this and tell him too look inside. Curiosity killed the cat, right? He's damn sure to look, and i can stand boldly by my product when i say it'll knock his fucking socks off.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 15:23, Reply)
This is a normal post side "affects"
"affects"
 (Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:02, Reply)
This is a normal post A lot people make the mistake of using a bottle that doesn't cover the entire sphincter.
The trick is to use a bottle that covers the entire rim, so you don't lose any fart upon entry. Once the fart enters the bottle you've got a few seconds to screw the top on as the fart won't escape that quickly.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Also. Squeeze the bottle beforehand.
In a technique similar to the egg yolk separator
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post That's a method I'm not too fond of
As the suction often brings out unwanted turd embers
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post My brother used to fart in glasses & leave them in his room upside-down for mum to right & release the gas.
I was witness to one that she 'uncorked' at least three weeks after he'd gone travelling....the stench was unbelievable.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 15:03, Reply)
This is a normal post ...

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post methinks

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post ^PRE-OP ROID RAGE

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 15:40, Reply)
This is a normal post ha :)

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 16:47, Reply)
This is a normal post you cunt
my wife just asked why I'm crying and laughing at the same time
 (m.auron, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 18:28, Reply)