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This is a link post POST YOUR CHEESE HERE
Who can beat my cheesyness. Post it in this thread. Anything cheesy. Songs, poems, comedy. Anything. Come on make my toes curl. Jaffa cake for the winnar.


p.s ANY ONE IS INVITED.

COME KEEP THE CHEESE FLOWING

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yba4WzRCHJ8

Best so far:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNmhs_jhXOI

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZDR_-EpQ90

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkVYOkbTaIg

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xm4JMHL4tuE

And another

www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeAM75vperY

UPDATE

www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFacWGBJ_cs, www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Hg7M8qI5m8

Award for hottest cheese.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiuimDNlyuQ

Getting close to a shortlist, but lets keep it running for a bit eh.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJ_25BgFSkg
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 10:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cheesier than a
dead tramps foreskin.

*Edit* And probably the same shade of green too.
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 10:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post I said cheese
not camp ;-)
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 10:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Says you!
And what's cheesier than The Shat!
www.dailymotion.com/video/x1hoj_star-trek
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 10:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Got no sound,
i think my computers playing up.
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 10:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thats more like it.
quite a bit of shatner on there. Thats reminds me, isbt it Shatmus tomorrow.
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 10:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post i want shatner
right here, right now, in my bed saying swet nothings to me.. thursdays is shatner day, cant wait:d
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 11:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thats all well and good,
but wheres the cheese goddammit.
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 11:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post
funny a fuck. Although, part 8 is also very good.
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 10:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pffft!
I remember this! Classic.
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 10:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post I love the way he puts on an accent for the womens part.
As if we dont know its him.
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 10:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well it *is* full of cheese...
And Cleese too...

I'll be back in a bit, just need to nip out to the shops, and try too avoid the neighbour who will keep me for an hour if he catches me...
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 10:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bugger,
I was gonna post that, but thought, na, to obvious.

Cya. hopefully some more people would have posted when you get back.
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 10:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post I better post this one before you then too ;)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wrhy4SVd7w8

See ya in 20.
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 10:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why has he got bollocks on his chin?

(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 10:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ok
not quite cheese.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=35oAe2FZweg
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 10:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Does this count?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZDR_-EpQ90
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 10:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Does it ever.
Well done.
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 10:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post cheese!!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WX3Xj50QLU
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 10:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Loveryly,
although, I think Top Gun has this particular one. Glad to see more though.
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 10:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lets hear it for the boy
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlTosh7UglM
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 11:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant!!!
Although, I do like cheese, that not a lot of people have heard of. Or even forgotten.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkVYOkbTaIg
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 11:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thats it.
You win.
I doubt this can ever be out cheesed!
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 11:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Although!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lu-UkTv8tVk

I am not supposed to win, although its hard to out cheese me HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*evil cackle*
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 11:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post I used to be able to do that dance
*blushes*

And this one

www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7DqbZeDmIE

*hides*
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 11:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post You poor thing.
I raise that with THIS
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 11:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sweet Jesus what was that?!
Although the band name indirectly reminded me of this

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xm4JMHL4tuE
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 11:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Christ,
I havent seen that in years. Nice one.
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 11:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pffffft!
Top cheesiness, FM!
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 11:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post No,
No one out cheeses me. I'm inchesseable.
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers
Been away for a bit and not managed to catch up yet so this may have been posted.
If not - this is superbly cheesy.
It was bad enough in neighbours but this edit stinks like a roquefort factory.

Please enjoy
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJ_25BgFSkg

If you can watch it all you truly are a master of the cheese!
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 13:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!
Melted brie on a gruyere and parmesan pie!
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 13:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant,
one for the shortlist methinks.
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 13:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post dear god in heaven
why remind us all of that horror
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'Cause its
RAGINGBULLFROGS CHEESEFEST. Thats why.

* sticks out tongue*
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Keep 'em coming while I nip off for a bacon butty,
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3khTntOxX-k
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 10:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post ultimate cheese
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPUc5PbEh3E
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 11:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post That just raised a big smile.
Nice find.
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 11:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post christ!
That is even more fuckin awful than I remember!
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post worships
alough after reading the book,it was a bit shite (no its not never ending)

my god, thats cool hair..
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post The filums ok,
but the best bits are reserved for the video.
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 13:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post originally thought this was cheesey
but now realised its just a bloody great song!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNmhs_jhXOI
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 11:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant,
this is what its all about.
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 11:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post I want
that keyboard!
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 11:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sort of on topic :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nm7eIfcZKVA
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 11:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes,
very tenuous, but in topic. Nice find.

edit: vic reeves turned up, how cool is that.
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 11:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Vic Reeves?! Cheese?!
Say No Mowhar!
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 11:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brill,
very brill.

On a similar theme, kinda. I would love to hear shat do this, I really would.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oyz7e8iQ6Uo
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 11:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post I want Shatner and Nimoy to do
This.
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post That,
would be a hit record.
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post You can always rely on soapstars for a bit of cheese...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TagURmwO0Xs
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 11:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cant find the one I was after,
but this'll do

www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyMLA21P0x0

keep an eye out for mr dobson. ahem, sorry, May.
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 11:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I couldn't find the one I was looking for too
Sharon and Denzils single?! Did I dream it?!
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 11:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe a dream.
Sometimes wish this was a dream.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvhx8U9i8fA
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 11:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post The idea was so hideous
It had to be true!

Edit: Not a proper vid but illustrates how gut wrenching awful it was.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=L42JL4-b3s4
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post He looks so normal,
I want the hair of the kid on the left.
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good god,
thats awful.
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post I had no idea this had happened
I wish to go back to those times.
I feel scarred and unclean.
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 13:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post This
Wins.

And I am now gay.
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 13:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ok,
not cheese, but made to be cheese, but not. You know what I mean.


www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6Zplk82eQ4
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 11:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Stop it!
I want to play but I can't as I am in court at the moment :-(
EDIT: I WORK in a court!!!!!!
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post What for?
Murdering kittens.
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post You shouldn't have killed Charlie Stubbs then!
;)
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do you have a wig?!

(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes!
And a gown and funny tab things round my neck
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ooooh! Remember that I'm you friend
When I turn up in the dock ;)
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post
*fwapps*
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ooh you smooth talker
I bet you say that to all the girls
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 13:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Only to you.

*flirts*

I hope chickenlady isnt about.
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 13:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Gazes ChickenLady*

(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 13:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cleaner eh?
Bet ya look sexeh in a tabbard.
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post CHEESE
made all the more poignant by the utterly random dolphins comment below it....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeAM75vperY
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent,
a welcome entry to the cheesefest.
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!
And the comment caps it off nicely!
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post How could I forget this...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFacWGBJ_cs
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post How could you.
One of the only songs I remember from the early 80s.
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Reminded me of this.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKVaGYJkokU
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post I used to fancy her.

(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Id rather jack,
another close winnar.
Interesting that the Rolling Stones, were golden oldies, even when this was made.
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Your just cheating now,
darn that google.

I had a soft spot for Sam Fox, and, on occasion, a hard spot too.
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not cheating
I'm making up for the time I spent away and had a hot run.

Can't bloody find Keith harris and orville tough... Damn!
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not quite
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QW7coe-uUs
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh yes!
I had my heart set on the proper vid though... :(
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 13:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post I did a fair bit of "jacking"
to pictures of the brunette lass, as I recall.
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sweet Jesus
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tM4ahY4Bo_4

I have been hunting for Bouncer's wedding dream for years. God bless youtube.
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Poor thing
I likes it.
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Arf!

(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post come on eileen
been posted?? reminds me of clubbing episode of spaced!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDVaOhT59uc
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post There used to be an eighties night in my home town,
many years ago. I met my missus there, and this is one of the songs we danced to. And 11 years on, we are still together.

*sobs*

p.s I have never come on eileen.
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Neither have I
Which is just as well as that's my Aunties name.
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post BACK SOON.
dont forget to clickity.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLA3WA9QOh0. This is the song I was listening to when me and my missus first met.
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Your video id is Malformed
Which is a new one on me.
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post maybe
its a mutation?

that is cheese, save your kisses for me. loving this thread! hope its an all day thing

edit: as your name says, youtube has gotton worce since google put its mark on it, google vid is shite and most of the results are ads..
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yup.

(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 13:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post WTFucks that?
try this

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLA3WA9QOh0
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mrs P loves them.
We met at work in a conference room jame packed with people to the point where people were sat on the floor. No music, unfortunately.
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 13:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post More cheese you can shake a stick at.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCZLHhDH4lA
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 13:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Of course!
Got me thinking about the early eighties... not quite cheesy, but I though you might appreciate it RBF...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnWCelkMd6k
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 13:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post You could catagorise the eighties,
as the cheesy genre.
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 13:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Which is why I loving playing
Vice City Stories at the moment ;)

More Toyah... more fwappage than cheese this time.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Voe8fwVsFEI
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 13:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah,
psp, or ps2.
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 13:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post PS2
Although, like every other game I'm not as good as i was as I'm still awaiting some feeling to return to my right thumbtip.

But I need to decide X360 or PS3 for GTA4 by October.

I't only just over a week until the trailer comes out *Fwaps*
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 13:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post wait until the ps3 gets dirt cheap,
which it will, and get a 360 for the timebeing.
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 13:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wii first (when I can find one)
Then possibly a 360 as the price is bound to drop towards the end of the year.

And then a sega mastersystem.

GTA4 is coming out simultaneously on the 360 and ps3.
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 13:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have a wii,
and I made a cliff mii. I shall have to take a pic one day.
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 13:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Was supposed to be getting a Wii at Christmas
but still havent been able to get hold of one :(
Got a 360 though so that'll keep me occupied :)
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 14:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like going up to spotty assistants in Curry's
And asking "Have you had a Wii yet?".

One day, I'll get tired of it.
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 14:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nonsense man!!
That's like saying you'll one day get tired of
CHEESE!!!
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 14:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post You see,
too late for the voting. Hang your head in shame.
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 14:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Hangs Head*
*sniffs*

*sulks*
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 15:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post More fwappage,
for when the missus is out.

www.babegalleria.com/
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 13:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post :o

(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 13:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post His eyes reminded of that justin kid off hollyoaks for a second

(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 13:54, , Reply)