Paris Hilton - Superstar DeeJay
Kill it with fire! She can't mix for shit.
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UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:19,
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"Daddy! I want to be a DJ!"
If ever there were a living embodiment of Verucca Salt from Charlie & The Chocolate Factory, this shallow waste of space would be it.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:23,
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Perfect!
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pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:29,
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That's a bang on assesment of that oxygen thief
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UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:10,
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spot on
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Her best performance was the one filmed with a night vision camera.
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JamTallons, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:30,
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^This
And even then it wasn't that great.
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:35,
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Well yes
But she didn't half look like a startled badger, and if that does it for you can I suggest you tape Springwatch?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:51,
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With the added avantage of having a Michaela Strachan apatizer.
Although I would prefer Kate Humble...
Anyone that feels the need to point out I misspelled appetizer is clearly on the blob
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:20,
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Her total disregard for how she might be perceived is weirdly impressive
I can't voice my opinion in a meeting without assuming I'm making a tit of myself.
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:39,
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^this^
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:58,
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She even needed help to find the "Play" button to start the set
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confused coyote is still searching for canned Road Runner since, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:54,
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To be fair, the vast majority of DJ's are twats. She's in good company.
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loci, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 11:03,
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