I'm totally wired like Mark E Smith.
I used to know someone with a wireless joypad mouse. That thing sucked, and so did the utter bellend who owned it, but not in a good way.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 14:07,
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latency is important when head-shotting
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Woodkovsky โน๏ธโ๐ปโ๐ฝโ๐ฃโ๐ฉโ๐งปโ๐, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 14:48,
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That's some sort of euphemism isn't it.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 16:09,
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A wired mouse and a mousemat
This isn't 1995 you know.
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MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 16:33,
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My mouse has a ps/2 cable and a ball.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 17:05,
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What's wrong, serial port not good enough for you?
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 20:15,
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Serial port?
Back in my day, they required a dedicated expansion card and a special pad if you wanted to go ball-less...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 12 Apr 2023, 20:34,
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I am using a 1985 mouse
I did gut it and fit USB optical mouse innards. The ergonomics are atrocious.
Edit
As it has green buttons Wikipedia says 1983.
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Captain Ignorant what does this button do..., Wed 12 Apr 2023, 23:20,
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