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This is a link post Shortest Driving Test Ever I made this!
Three point turn at the ready.
(jurassicpaul, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 7:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I must be dim - but I don't get it...

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 8:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Well..
you must be able to read (with glasses or contact lenses, if necessary) a car number plate made after 1 September 2001 from 20 metres.
Although pre 1 September number plates were a little larger and should be read from a distance of 20.5 metres.

The joke is the silver car (assuming the car park designer followed the regs for a 90 degree square parking (5.5m bay length + 6.0m lane widths) layout) was clearly 23 metres away! So the chap was unfairly failed.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 9:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I know a guy
That this happened too.
2nd time round he got to the end of the test and crashed into the test centre.
 (BiggestNizzy your company name here pm for rates., Mon 4 Dec 2017, 9:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah... mate of mine did similar.
Perfect test around town, then managed to demolish one of the brick pillars holding up the iron gates in the test centre car park.

Your mate isn't from Reading is he?
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 10:08, Reply)
This is a normal post in a similar vein
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQkECY-_M5A
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 0:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha. Not having a go, just posting this TPB as it reminded me of it
Bubble Driving Test (NSFW - swears)
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Mon 4 Dec 2017, 11:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Not seen that before
That's v good. Did wonder if this might have been covered before, feels like an easy target
 (jurassicpaul, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post "license plate"?
you've been watching too much American telly, mate
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 11:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed, should be "Number plates" even though they contain more letters than numbers...
Letter Plates?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 11:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Alphanumeric Readable Sign on External part of the car
or A.R.S.E. plates for short
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Should be "licence plate", too, if we're getting all picky.
Noun, not verb.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh no, you're right, I'm ashamed

(jurassicpaul, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice!

(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Killjoy Comment
You actually get 3 attempts to read the plate. (source: failed first go on my test. Examiner just walked us forward a few paces and pointed to a different plate which I read fine.)
 (mrports, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 17:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Learning a lot about this part of the test here

(jurassicpaul, Mon 4 Dec 2017, 19:00, Reply)