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This is a link post Smell Yo Dick
If your man is doing the dirty on you, when he comes home late at night, wait for him and smell his dick. Because that will tell you whether he is having an affair. Not that he's gonna have a shower at HER place is he?
(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 14 May 2008, 19:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I quick soap up with Wright's Coal Of Tartar in a sink and as good as new.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 14 May 2008, 19:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Coal? Tartar?
I'd fess up to my woman, she'd know something's up you coming home smelling of fish condiment and coal.
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 14 May 2008, 20:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Oooof! My mistake, not tartar, tar:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wrights_Coal_Tar_Soap

But still, either that or creep back into bed and slip her one so she doesn't know the difference.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 14 May 2008, 20:08, Reply)
This is a normal post True
As a mate of mine always says to me,
"There are only two things that smell of fish. And fish is one of them!"
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 14 May 2008, 20:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I've always found the odour of ladies' bits to be reminiscent of
Tomato plants.

Truly.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 14 May 2008, 20:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I kind of know what you mean
But I can't quite put my finger on it . . .
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 14 May 2008, 20:27, Reply)
This is a normal post They like it when you do though.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 14 May 2008, 20:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I get my hand slapped and told "not tonight"
The honeymoon period is well and truly over.
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 14 May 2008, 20:36, Reply)
This is a normal post You must be doing it wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 14 May 2008, 20:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I wouldn't know.
I rarely get the chance to find out if I am or not. Still, she's 9 years younger then me so I must have done at least ONE thing right.
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 14 May 2008, 22:12, Reply)
This is a normal post quite catchy
but i can't imagine people in clubs dancing to this. or am i just out of touch?
 (ewe, Thu 15 May 2008, 1:13, Reply)