Reverse Vampires.
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 11:02,
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awww it's pregnant
again
(MudfaceThe web isn't callipygian, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 11:04,
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things in craters, giant shiny protrusions... meh, nothing to worry about
the chances of anything coming from Mars Ceres are a million to one
(HappyToastGroat froth, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 11:07,
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So you said
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 11:09,
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But still they come!
(da5id<YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 11:43,
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better odds than the Euromillions
And a Polish farmer always seems to win. So if the Martians from Ceres invade, they will go for Poland, as all beings with grandiose master plans of absolute powers always do.
(smellysamlyingcableSeaman on, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 11:48,
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Did all the nazis living on the darkside of the moon move to Ceres?
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 11:31,
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I thought the Nazi Moon base thing had been debunked years ago.
Everyone knows that the Spanish communists took over the moon, which is why the Nazis ended up on Ceres.
(tacpprmhas a mmrpcat, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 11:38,
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not actually glowing tho innit
(simbosanis too tired, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 12:17,
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Away with your fact based system of arguing. This is the internets!
(da5id<YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 21:31,
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You are right! but just not in a factual kinda way. But that's ok!
(simbosanis too tired, Tue 11 Aug 2015, 0:01,
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That time we used up a whole bog roll in a day...
You thought that was aliens as well.
(JimbotfuBummed in the gob again, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 12:26,
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1 up, 1 down and 1 to buff.
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 12:39,
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that's just space jizz that's dripped off uranus
(cumquat maywill not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 12:26,
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