Tiny Art Director
Man asks his four-year-old daughter what he should draw.
The she tells him how much she hates his drawing.
E.g:
The Brief: A dinosaur eating a R and an O and an S and a I and a E
The Critique: That's not what I want. That's a Brachiosaurus. I want a T Rex. He's supposed to have the other letters in his mouth too. See look! He's only eating that one. What letter is that?
Job Status: Rejected
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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:17,
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Heh
I like this one:
The Brief: A dinosaur eating a baby, like last time
Artist Negotiation: But you didn't like it. How about something other than a dinosaur?
The Brief, Revised: a Poo-Poo Airplane
Job Status: Commission Declined
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Thats great
and I don't like kids! I was a bit like that when I was little
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:29,
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excellent
and she's quite mean
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:58,
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This is great
Nice find :)
The Brief: Crocodiles
Preliminary Sketch (no longer extant): Upon seeing the preliminary sketch, the art director, in a rather unprofessional outburst, collapsed on the floor sobbing and screaming.
The Critique: The back is so so so bad I don't even want to look at it! You always do that to the crocodile's back!
Job Status: Rejected and Destroyed
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LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:33,
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I suspect this might be fake.
Her mastery of English is near perfect save for the occasional word mix-up like 'is' instead of 'are,' sort of like an adult parodying toddler speech.
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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:59,
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