Unfortunately, what could have been the best political rumor since the pig has been debunked...
NSFW
Republican Vice Presidential candidate J.D. Vance (if that is actually his real name) had reportedly written about his sexual encounters with a lubricant filled latex glove tucked into a sofa in his semi-autobiographical "Hillbilly Elegy."
NSFW in concept only.
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tubaman, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 1:05,
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Update to the story...dit-dit-dit...
www.rawstory.com/jd-vance-couch-story/
Writer, producer and editor Manny Fidel speculated that the problem with the fact-check is that all they could do is say that the false tale is not from Vance's book. They can't say whether or not it actually happened.
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tubaman, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 2:02,
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I mean, it just sounds like a home made fleshlight.
Has privately conducted masturbation become socially unacceptable now?
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You'll just have to return to doing it in public while shouting THE INTERNET SAID IT WAS OK, MAGNA CARTA DOES NOT APPLY
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Sounds reasonable when couched in that way.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 26 Jul 2024, 13:24,
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a man can only be pushed sofa
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 13:26,
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I like a nice pouffe though.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 27 Jul 2024, 17:55,
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it settees a bad example
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 13:25,
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