Who'd have thought it?
"we didn't have kids but we had seven dogs together.""
(, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 15:00, Reply)
Seems like a lot of effort to go to for just £1500.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 18:06,
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must have been a good shag
Qetesh resurrected.
And yes, she does need to lay off the pies.
I would suggest 1500€ of pies, but that would be cruel.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 8:50, Reply)
She might have been a great shag.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 19:27,
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I wouldn't do it for less than five camels
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 4:02,
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"Why am I to old and to fat?"
Well love, the first is your age and the second is your diet in combination with your lack of exercise.
Not surprised your husband didn't want to have sex with you for the last 10 years.
On top of that, you seem like an idiot.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 22:48,
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looks and weight aren't important, you shallow silly man
the question is "can she generate enough suction to pull a golf ball up a foot of garden hose?". all else are just superficial things
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 4:07,
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You've got big balls haven't you?
those aren't my balls, that's my adam's apple - you're very good at this.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 13:54,
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The important question.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 16:31,
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Apparently you don't need to have language or reasoning skills to be a teacher in Egypt.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 14:18,
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Stories like this always remind me of
Adam Buxton's Grazia calypso, which never fails to cheer me up.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 23:30,
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