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This is a link post Winnie Mandela dead.
Going to be a blow for the used car tyre business.
(, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 15:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good!

(, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 15:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post What have you got against the used car tyre industry?

(, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 16:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a reference to this:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Necklacing
(, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 16:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yup.
Suspected informers living in townships were treated very badly.

My history teacher had a thing about it so taught us all about it.
In front of the suspects family they would have their wrists bound with barbed wire, hands cut off then finally a tyre out round the neck and set on fire.

"With our boxes of matches and our necklaces we shall liberate this country"
Winnie Mandela
(, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 16:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Informers on any terrorist
/freedom fighter group get treated badly. THe PIRA was fond of leaving dead touts on country roads with their cocks in their mouths. EOKA had some cool tricks too.
(, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 17:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yup, cept nobodies going to be singing their praise today.

(, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 18:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Martin McGuinness?

(, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 0:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Found the tributes to him rather too gushing too.

(, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 10:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, wow,
I was expecting the joke about Nissan Main-Dealer
(, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 20:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Aaaaahhhhh whada shame!
edit: it's weird coming back to find out someone has blocked me. Must have been something I said. Can't remember what though.

/Links looks like a sad place now. Like revisiting a childhood park but all the swings have rusted, the slides been pissed on and there's dissolving used condoms everywhere :(
(, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 16:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Blimey.
Now there's a name we've not seen for a while!
(, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 16:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Likewise!!!

(, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 16:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ooh I pressed the I like this button.
Felt pretty weird.
(, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 16:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post The replies have got a bit samey
and I can't keep up with who is fighting with who, but there are still some good links on here.
(, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 17:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post I miss the good old days, Winnie Mandela still fighting for freedom, Stephen Hawking still sciencing, former Russian spies living amongst us with impunity...

(, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 18:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Technically speaking Skripal
Was a Russian officer but a British spy. Hence the murder by brutal public means.
(, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 19:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Attempted murder, shirley?
Or do you have some inside knowledge on his unpublicised demise?
(, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 13:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post You forgot about hedgehog flavour crisps.

(, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 20:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can't remember
if you are one of the ones who dislikes me but not enough to simply ignore me, takes takes the piss each time I post for fun, or takes each comment I make as you find it at face value.
(, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 22:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can't remember if you're the needy one, the paranoid one, or the boring one.

(, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 23:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think we can all lay claim
to each of those titles at one time or another. Currently though the booze is edging me into the cretinous one.
(, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 23:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post
As I like to call my girlfriend.

Fictitious, obvs.
(, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 0:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's still the odd bit of gold under those rotting swings
Although I have seen a random post somehow turn into a political brexit bollocks shouting match in just 1 reply.
(, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 22:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post such a thing would never have happened pre brexit...
*ducks*
(, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 22:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't worry, we're doing left wing antisemitism these days.

(, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 10:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post judas

(, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 20:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think it's about time you had your collar felt, young Cerebus. We have a precedent:
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2520662/Neil-Phillips-quizzed-8-HOURS-police-Nelson-Mandela-Twitter-jokes.html
(, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 16:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post What's black and used to sit on Nelson's Column
Old joke update
(, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 23:54, , Reply)