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This is a link post Your Highness
New movie from the director of Pineapple Express. It's got magix and elves and shit and OH MY GOD NATALIE PORTMAN, WHAT?

*wonders if g/f will want to see it...*
(I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 17:51, Reply)
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....see her bum-bum into too (runs off giggling)
 (Spin Its a thing., Wed 17 Nov 2010, 18:25, Reply)
This is a normal post "starring Natalie Portman's bottom..."
Buys ticket.

Waits...

..
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 18:25, Reply)
This is a normal post ......

(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 18:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Behold :0

(Spin Its a thing., Wed 17 Nov 2010, 19:02, Reply)
This is a normal post you have now saved me the price of a cinema ticket
but cost me a box of tissues
 (I helped save b3ta! nivoser tangos with the devil, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 19:06, Reply)
This is a normal post you have to speculate
to accumulate (spunk)
 (Cpl. Nobby Nobbs, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 19:22, Reply)
This is a normal post You have to
masturbate to ejaculate....
 (Dijital Flouncing Back!, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 14:00, Reply)
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a box of tissues
one sock
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 20:04, Reply)
This is a normal post the Mrs
located and washed my beloved sock. Years of hard work wasted.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mastic, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 20:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think you can buy single socks
it'd be a bit of a giveaway too
 (I helped save b3ta! nivoser tangos with the devil, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 20:56, Reply)
This is a normal post She has the body of a child which is wrong.
But I know she's now of age to take it up the shitpipe which makes me feel alot better about knocking one out over her now.
 (Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 22:43, Reply)
This is a normal post My comment WAS going to be a damning indictment of movies with English accents that have a shitty American-twang to them.
but then.... oh my! Natalie Portman indeed!
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 18:25, Reply)
This is a normal post ZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZ

(umbongotime meh.........., Wed 17 Nov 2010, 18:40, Reply)
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of fact - my sister worked in the wardrobe department for this. Among other things she was in charge of dealing with Natalie Portman's underwear. I'll just leave that hanging there, shall I?
 (Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Wed 17 Nov 2010, 18:59, Reply)
This is a normal post please dont
otherwise I'll be tempted to sniff tehm
 (I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 19:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Did you ask for her anything in particular for christmas this year?

(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 20:37, Reply)
This is a normal post *pauses at 1.30*
yeah...might go see that
 (chocolatelemming, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 19:06, Reply)
This is a normal post A three minute trailer
And I still have no idea what the film is called.
 (Zachariah Pardon, pardon. J'AI UNE POUSSETTE, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 19:58, Reply)
This is a normal post "Portmans Posterior".

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 20:05, Reply)
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me too
 (chocolatelemming, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 20:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Closer
oh no, wait that was the last one in which she wore a thong
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 23:54, Reply)