
my girlfriend made for me - it features zombies, octopus rape and conan : )
( , Sat 17 Jul 2010, 17:29, Reply)

Marry her.
And happy birthday. =)
( , Sat 17 Jul 2010, 17:34, Reply)

Wait a minute. Is that a Mac?
Fuck that. Ditch the bitch.
( , Sat 17 Jul 2010, 19:04, Reply)

thats fuckzoringfantastik go you your gf have a click
( , Sun 18 Jul 2010, 0:42, Reply)

I'm sorry but i will have to marry your girlfriend. please don't take this personally.
( , Mon 19 Jul 2010, 19:24, Reply)

dont let a girl like this go mate. one in a million.
I remember one valentines day, had flowers delivered, Then suprise drove to hers (2 hours away) Made her a proper slushy romantic video that we watched. We went out for a nice dinner, movie etc.
Then she says Oh I made you a card because I didnt have any money to buy one. Fair enough I think. But then this card never materialised. Then on our way home she nips into the off license and buys herself a pack of 20 Marlborough lights, paying with a £20 "I thought you had no money I said"...
I'm now a bitterly single bastard :)
( , Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:50, Reply)