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David Hasselhoff is doing some UK gigs (an audience with kind of thing, anecdotes and even singing) and we figured it would be fun to get B3tans to ask him some questions. The plan is we'll go and meet him on Monday armed with your questions, video it, and stick it all online. So what do you fancy asking him? C'mon - you must have a question for Hoff? BTW: Remember to for vote questions you like too. Helps us find the best ones.

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:17)
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Do you still talk to your car?

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:35, 1 reply)
That Berlin Wall moment in 1989
What did you think of the workmanship? If you were - for example - building a wall to surround an entire city, would you employ these people? Good craftsmen are so hard to find these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:35, 1 reply)
As the son of a Clampett,
do you get dividends from that there texas gold?
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:34, Reply)

How many cheeseburgers does it take to ruin a career?
(wheresmejumpa from the dark side of the womb, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:34, Reply)
are you aware...
...that your name is an anagram of "she adds HIV offal"?
(I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:34, Reply)
Hi David
Which pantomimes are you appearing in this year?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:34, Reply)
With all the fit lasses you could have around the world why did you go for the fake bottle blond Welsh bird.
Alt Q Greggs Christmas party, was it any good?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:33, Reply)
Hi David
have you any idea what's going on right now? Do you even know who these people are that you are talking too? Have you considered that they may be a security risk?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:32, Reply)
Père ou frites?

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:32, Reply)
Hi David
If train A leaves Chicago travelling 100MPH and train B leaves New York travelling 150MPH and the distance between the two cites is 600 miles how far from New York will it be when the two trains meet?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:31, Reply)
Ello Dave
Did you use Pube Away™ for those unsightly hairs (when in that beach program with the fit birds) or another brand?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:31, Reply)
Who would you compare yourself to musically?

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:30, Reply)
Fancy a pint?
Actually, maybe not, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:30, Reply)
HI David.
Scott Mills - is he, you know, a bit, you know....


Does he own a hammer?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:30, Reply)
Hi David,
That X-factor/Britain's Got Talent type thing you did, you looked a bit lost most of the time, have you never come across that level of moron before?
(I helped save b3ta! Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:29, Reply)
Have you watched the Pamela Anderson sex tapes?
Did you feel guilty cracking one out over an ex colleague? Or does that make it better?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:29, 2 replies)
Fantasy Film Project.
What film would you like to make, and why? What would your role be? Actor, director, producer, caterer, composer, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:29, Reply)
Hi David
Have you ever sung on top the the Great Wall of China?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:28, Reply)
I have parking assist on my car and when I drive other cars without it, I usually forget and hit things.
Do you ever fall asleep while driving, like you used to do with KITT?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:28, Reply)
Fancy
an arsebiscuit ?
(doktored, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:27, Reply)
Hi David
Knight Rider groupies. Dirty or what?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:27, Reply)
Hi David
Hoff rhymes with Goth - Have you ever consided a change of image?
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:27, Reply)
The eternal struggle
You look the kind of person who'd get into a fight with a starving bear and escape unharmed. Have you any tips for kids wanting to get into the bear-fighting game?
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:26, Reply)
Hi David
Baywatch groupies. Dirty or what?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:26, Reply)
David
Do you wear a chest wig? How much is it insured for? What is it's name?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:25, Reply)
Do you really have the ability to heal sick people?
If so why are you wasting your time (and gift) doing other things?
(Haywood Manley, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:25, Reply)
Hi David
German groupies. Dirty or what?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:24, Reply)
hello david
dog farts
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:24, Reply)
David - what's your favourite joke?
And why?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:21, Reply)

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