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David Hasselhoff is doing some UK gigs (an audience with kind of thing, anecdotes and even singing) and we figured it would be fun to get B3tans to ask him some questions. The plan is we'll go and meet him on Monday armed with your questions, video it, and stick it all online. So what do you fancy asking him? C'mon - you must have a question for Hoff? BTW: Remember to for vote questions you like too. Helps us find the best ones.

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:17)
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Have you watched the Pamela Anderson sex tapes?
Did you feel guilty cracking one out over an ex colleague? Or does that make it better?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:29, 2 replies)
David
If you were an actor, what movie would you most like to have starred in?
(El_diablo_blanco, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 4:14, 2 replies)
Hi Havid Dasseldoff
Do you ever inadvertently answer back to your sat-nav?
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:45, 6 replies)
Tight jeans, fast cars, luxurious curly hair, abhorrent views. What do you think of Jeremy Clarkson stealing your act?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 22:16, 2 replies)
How did you manage to sit next to Piers Morgan for so long without headbutting him?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:56, 1 reply)
Do you still talk to your car?

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:35, 1 reply)
You know what, fuck it. I want Rob to spend the whole time chatting him up and flirting.
Wow David, have you been working out? You look great!
I can't believe baywatch was 20 years ago, you look better than ever!
Would you be able to put those tight trunks on now? In fact, could that perhaps be a private thing? Just you and me?

Feel free to add some chat-up lines for Rob to use here.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 18:18, Reply)
In the event of a full-blown zombie apocalypse,
What weapon would you take up in order to protect yourself and your loved ones from the undead?
(Irregular Joe last touched ham on, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 19:53, Reply)
Hi David
Did you ever get to see Erica Eleniak's norks in the flesh, or did you have to make do with watching Under Seige like the rest of us?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:57, 2 replies)
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Were there ever any awkward boners on Baywatch?
Say the nicest sincere thing you can about Piers Morgan.
How would you like to be remembered?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 16:52, Reply)

Why do you hate Jews so much?
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 18:27, 1 reply)
David what was it like to finally meet child start Denzil Washington?


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(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:08, Reply)
Hi David,
What would you prefer, arse, mouth, arse, vag, mouth, vag, arse, vag, vag then dismount with the face

or

mouth, arse, mouth, vag, mouth, arse , vag, mouth, vag, arse, then an arse dismount

or are you more for the classic

arse, mouth, vag, mouth, vag, arse, mouth, arse, vag then the stomach dismount?
(serge, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:09, Reply)
Dear David
How come that beach never got closed by the local authorities? It was quite the accident blackspot.
(I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:54, Reply)
In the 80s after a hard day of filming, did you ever get into your own car and attempt to speak to it?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:52, Reply)
on all those long lonely drives
did you ever get kitt to you know talk dirty to you while you cracked one off?
(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 21:59, Reply)
In car Entertainment
No matter what new car you buy, is the stereo always a let down?
(wobbler, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 13:27, Reply)
If hot air rises
why is it cold at the top of mountains?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 9:48, Reply)
Presumably, by now, the little ginger bloke will have asked you quite a lot of wierd questions.
What would you like to ask him?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 17:32, Reply)
How much of Knight Rider was autobiographical?

(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 17:03, 1 reply)
Who...
..do you think would win in a fight between Kitt and Chitty Chitty Bang Bang ?
(I helped save b3ta! Grindstaff, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 16:46, 1 reply)
What was the manliest thing you have ever done?
And what was the least manliest?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:24, Reply)
Could the car have sorted all the problems out by itself?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:06, Reply)

Dear Mr Hoff

When sexing ladies, do you refer to them as Knight-Riders?
(UTB, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:55, Reply)
Dear David,
how do you feel being the German equivalent of Vera Lynn?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:41, 1 reply)
Ask him what his biggest sexual regret is.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 20:49, 1 reply)
I'd be interested to know...
...What he thinks is the reason why his music is so popular in Germany. Was it an intentional marketing exercise to target the largely untapped German audience, or just a twist of fate?
(I helped save b3ta! TheAlmightyBeev, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 20:31, Reply)
Mr. Hoff
To tie in with our Question of the Week, what is your biggest sexual regret?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:16, Reply)
Dear David,
Did you get to keep that giant version of yourself that was built for the Spongebob Movie?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:50, Reply)
Dear David, did Hoff soap earn you much money?

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:48, Reply)

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