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David Hasselhoff is doing some UK gigs (an audience with kind of thing, anecdotes and even singing) and we figured it would be fun to get B3tans to ask him some questions. The plan is we'll go and meet him on Monday armed with your questions, video it, and stick it all online. So what do you fancy asking him? C'mon - you must have a question for Hoff? BTW: Remember to for vote questions you like too. Helps us find the best ones.

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:17)
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What was the manliest thing you have ever done?
And what was the least manliest?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:24, Reply)
Is it true
that Bruce Forsyth went to visit you when you were in hospital.

Also is it true that his "Nice to seizure" routine didn't go down too well?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:20, 2 replies)
Seeing as you turn up for Greggs Christmas staff parties
fancy coming to a B3ta bash?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:17, Reply)
Mr. Hoff
To tie in with our Question of the Week, what is your biggest sexual regret?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:16, Reply)
Hello David.
Are you familiar with Baldmonkey's works? He is our /board champion don't you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:14, 1 reply)
Dear David,
have you considered lodging a patent suit against Siri? It's clearly a rip-off of KITT
(I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:13, Reply)
David
Do you think Baldmonkey is a ballbag or just misunderstood?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:13, Reply)
Hello David.
Garthe Knight gave me nightmares in his big truck. My question is, how are you going to repay me?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:12, Reply)
David Hasselhoff
After a hard day of baywatching and knight-riding and making ladies jump in your car, do you like to unwind by having a nice, long, relaxing poo?
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:12, 1 reply)
David
What is your favorite out of these three, talk, qotw or links?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:11, 2 replies)
Would Mitch not have hired lifeguards who didn't have massive tits?

(I helped save b3ta! likeajackhammer, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:11, 2 replies)
Do you ever wake up
and think "Not this shit again." ?
(BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:11, 1 reply)
would you rather eat a nugget of your own poop, or a pint of your own piss?

(I helped save b3ta! likeajackhammer, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:09, Reply)
Is it true that in the eighties you followed a lady into some public toilets and claimed that your penis was rudolph the red nosed reindeer?

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:09, Reply)
Hi David,
What would you prefer, arse, mouth, arse, vag, mouth, vag, arse, vag, vag then dismount with the face

or

mouth, arse, mouth, vag, mouth, arse , vag, mouth, vag, arse, then an arse dismount

or are you more for the classic

arse, mouth, vag, mouth, vag, arse, mouth, arse, vag then the stomach dismount?
(serge, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:09, Reply)
hello Mr Hasselhoff, sir.
did you ever consider that 'Jump In My Car' was a bit, well...rapey? why did you not take the hint when that poor girl kept refusing? is it the same as when you ask your girlfriend to marry you six times and she says no every time but you keep asking anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:08, Reply)
Weren't you a bit old for a lifeguard?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:07, 1 reply)
Could you not have got a stunt double that actually looked like you?

(I helped save b3ta! likeajackhammer, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:07, Reply)
David
If you were in a life or death situation and had two make one of two choices to live would you either take anal from a cider soaked scabby male tramp who smelt of rotten flesh, or give it?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:07, Reply)
Why are you are so popular in Germany, if your German is so shit?

(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:07, Reply)
Could the car have sorted all the problems out by itself?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:06, Reply)
Question....
You know Hugh Heffner right? So Hoff, have you ever gone off in a huff at Heff?
(I helped save b3ta! Hownumbsyabutt numbing things down, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:05, Reply)
Apart from cheeseburgers, what other foods to you find challenging to eat when you're smashed out of your skull?
I myself find 'meat and chip' to be quite a tricky one after 8 or 9 pints.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:05, Reply)
Have you ever rubbed your taint while making that "whooo-whooo" noise that KITT's eye makes

(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:04, Reply)
Hello David.
Did you feel that there was sexual tension between you and KITT? Do you think they should have written a love story between you both?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:04, Reply)
Boxers or briefs?

(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:03, Reply)
Why did you break the non aggression pact with Joseph Stalin and invade Russia?

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:01, Reply)
Did you ever ask Kitt to talk dirty to you in a woman's voice
while you had a wank in the back seat?
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:00, 1 reply)
David, what's the most shocking thing you've seen done to you on the internet?

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:58, Reply)
Hi David
Did you ever get to see Erica Eleniak's norks in the flesh, or did you have to make do with watching Under Seige like the rest of us?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:57, 2 replies)

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