Happened just last night.
My wife and I are in Bangkok for a week before touring other parts of Thailand, and a good friend of ours joined us for a few days. The hotel we're in happens to be a ten minute walk from the red light district, so Ben wanted to go check it out. My wife didn't want to join us, obviously, but after stern warnings to both of us she let me accompany him. (No, neither of us were looking for sex, so we didn't do anything but observe. Calm yourselves.)

There is a place called Nana Plaza which has a load of girly bars in it, among other things. (I wouldn't call them strip clubs because they aren't- the girls are on a stage wearing minimal bikinis or less with a number so you can summon them.) Ben and I were wandering about from one to the other when a tall, pretty girl in a bikini stood, brushed by me and latched onto Ben in what one might call an intimate embrace. I stepped back to give them some space, so I didn't hear what he said to her but after a moment she presented him with her lacy backside. He gave her a slap on the ass and turned away and walked toward me.

She pouted and flounced, then called out "Where you go? Where you goooo?" in a baritone voice.

The look on Ben's face when he realized he had just fondled and been fondled by a ladyboy was priceless.
( Wanderer, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 6:50, 17 replies)

dullest story ... ever

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 8:09, closed)

Oh, come on!
He went to Thailand and saw a ladyboy! They're practically unheard of, in Thailand.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 8:19, closed)

you still would though

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 8:31, closed)

You might want to look up the word "funny"

(yo man river INVINCIBLE, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 8:41, closed)

Haha, top bantz
Cheeky nandos, etc
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 9:16, closed)

alright 'murray head'

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 9:26, closed)

Replace "Thailand" with "Tesco's" and this is golden.

( .Yeti., Mon 22 Jun 2015, 9:46, closed)

were either of you looking for sex?

( Peej, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 10:30, closed)

is there a part 2 where you and ben decide to pay this ladyboy to fuck you both
but then you decide that actually all you really wanted is ben's loving embrace and you ditch your wife while you and ben live happily ever after in some sort of ladyboy fuck fest?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 10:39, closed)

Of all the stories of Thailand
you present this. Come on - try harder - get drunk and go back.

You were in a go go bar BTW. Common up and down Asia. Be careful - theyre not the best of places.

I was in thailand last year, I watched a lady pull razor blades and needles out of her clunge. Good times.

BTW - Chang beer is strong, Singha is nice, Get a foot massage with a beer on Kao san road. In the street, is a great way to chill with a beer in your hand.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 10:47, closed)

"Be careful-they're not the bst of places"
What the fuck ever happened to anyone ina go go bar?
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 10:59, closed)

I like how you've perfected the dreary-yet-pompous ex-pat vibe here.

(yo man river INVINCIBLE, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 12:42, closed)

How does a beer massage your feet?
And why were you sticking razors and needles up that poor girls fanny?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 14:19, closed)

And what about poo?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 14:47, closed)

Maybe his name was Po which is close to being called Poo

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 18:25, closed)