Apparently there's a guy who lives near me that likes to vault people's back fences to shit in their garden
the bastard estate agent never mentioned that
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 14:35, 18 replies)

Maybe if you hadn't wasted your thirties failing to make a film career you'd be able to afford a nicer area.

(yo man river INVINCIBLE, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 15:16, closed)

Yeah
cats are a pain in the arse like that, put down lemon peel, they hate it apparently.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 15:33, closed)

I don't vault your back fence actually.
I post a turd weekly, in a Jiffy bag, to one of your neighbours.

He's more than happy to lob it over into your garden for free.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 22 Jun 2015, 15:37, closed)

I'm not convinced that this entire thread isn't being written by a bot.
It's that predictable.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 16:12, closed)

We should mix it up a bit.
Next time he posts something dull and stupid we should all pretend to find him witty and lovable.
(yo man river INVINCIBLE, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 16:34, closed)

*puts on sleuthing hat*
ok estate agent didn't mention it options:
1) he was hiding the truth
or 2) it wasn't happening at the time he was selling the house.

So if it wasn't happening when he was selling the house what could have changed?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 16:28, closed)

I don't think it's happened since we moved into the area
I only found out by chance when I was chatting to my neighbour about her garden; she'd cut a load of big thorny branches off her pyracantha and she said that rather than putting them in the green waste bin, she was going to attach them to her fence to dissuade him from visiting. That was how we found out the full story.

That said, I did once find a poo down the bottom of our garden but that was when next door's dog had got through the gate so at the time I assumed it was his, rather than evidence of any foul play.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 19:16, closed)

One of your neighbours is cleaning up the dog turds on his own lawn by lobbing them onto yours with a shovel
He figures you never use the garden anyway, as you're always inside lit up by the pale blue light of the monitor, furiously typing how not upset you are
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 22:55, closed)

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( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 7:37, closed)