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On a school trip, a boy in my brother's class crapped himself down a Dutch mine, writes Richard mcbeef off the Internet. The teachers tried to blame the smell on sulphur but the truth came out when they left the mine, as the boy was wearing chinos with massive dark brown streaks running down the back of his legs.

Do you have a funny story of your own?

(unknown, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 12:30)
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I once did a Prap (portmanteau swearing of Poo + Crap) in my Trants (portmanteau swearing of Trousers + Pants)
So I cliped (portmanteau swearing of Cleaned + Wiped) my shirty (portmanteau swearing of Shitty + Dirty) Barse (a barse).
Alright?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 15:40, 25 replies)
Prappy trants....
that's what they'll all call you.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 15:42, closed)
lovely use of creative swearing

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 15:42, closed)
Chanks Frate
That's Cheers + Thanks and Friend + Mate
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 15:46, closed)
You portmangling perfonce.

(yo man river INVINCIBLE, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 15:57, closed)
Disffensive
Disgusting + Offensive
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 15:59, closed)
Tin!
(this to win)
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 16:24, closed)
I clilikis
(Clicked I like this)
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 16:25, closed)
Funt.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 21:03, closed)
pranker

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 22:04, closed)
Two Hat

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 25 Jun 2015, 9:09, closed)

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