Fart
I have two friends who are just LOVELY.
He is a big bloke, tall, bald, thick specs, not the prettiest of fellas.
She is a tiny lady, very girly and innocent looking.
They went out for drinks one night and the bar was packed to the rafters. After finally fighting their way to the bar, they were served just as she let out a rather large guff, one of those ones that are hot as it comes out, and you just KNOW it's going to stink like rotten corpses.
As they sipped their drinks he looked at her and whispered 'Have you just fucking farted, it STINKS'
As she moved away, she looked at him laughing, and mouthed 'Yep. But everyone here is going to think that it's YOU'
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 21:25, 6 replies)

Women do not fart.
Science Fact. A small sulphurous volcano must have chosen to erupt at that time directly under her heels.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 22 Oct 2012, 22:58, closed)

Oh no!
You spotted my obvious lie!
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 21:02, closed)

I like your friend
I clicked this.
Tell your friend she's famous.
You must have loads of tales about her. The innocent looking ones are the liitle devils.
(Pill Popper Thank you Sasha Shulgin, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 0:10, closed)

Women don't fart.
Instead they hold coffee mornings and talk for hours about 'feeling bloated' .
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 7:02, closed)

YES.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 7:16, closed)

"Friends"? Yeah right.
This was you, admit it.
( Pig Bodine., Thu 25 Oct 2012, 0:07, closed)