The Little Things'Hullo chaps', bellows Richard McBeef, of 'the internet' fame. My boss has managed to make 'shown' into a two syllable word and it drives me round the fucking bend. Tell us about the little things that people around you do, which annoy you for more than they rationally should. Vent your spleen.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 8:47)
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My neighbours park outside my house.They have a perfectly good driveway, and a perfectly good bit of kerb outside their house for the purposes of street-parking.
Well: I say they're perfectly good; but there must be something wrong with them, because they refuse to use either, preferring to park outside my house. Occasionally, they'll block my drive for good measure, and then look put-upon when I knock on their door to ask that they move their vehicle.
Were it not for the fact that it'd mean they'd be there for longer (and the fact that I'm much too middle-class and mild-mannered), I'd slash their tyres.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 21 Mar 2016, 11:08,
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A little bit of dog dirt under the door handles might be OK?(
MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Mon 21 Mar 2016, 11:22,
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Hmmmm... I don't have ready access to a dog.*raids cat's litter-tray*
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 21 Mar 2016, 16:13,
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Some tastefully arranged Czech hedgehogs around your drive entrance should solve this.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 21 Mar 2016, 13:56,
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I once left my knackered car outside my neighbours house for about 9 months while the tax ran out.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 21 Mar 2016, 23:15,
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Get your own backby sending one of them some flowers anonymously, with a card exclaiming "My Dear X, felching with you is a dream come true" or similar. Divorce. House sale. New neighbours.
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Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Tue 22 Mar 2016, 9:17,
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Why don't you park across their driveway? See how they like it. The cunts.
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Ken Oath, Tue 22 Mar 2016, 11:10,
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Because I can't get the car out of my own drive.:(
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 23 Mar 2016, 13:21,
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Give me their address and I'll come round and drop a shit on their daughter's fanny.
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