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'Hullo chaps', bellows Richard McBeef, of 'the internet' fame. My boss has managed to make 'shown' into a two syllable word and it drives me round the fucking bend. Tell us about the little things that people around you do, which annoy you for more than they rationally should. Vent your spleen.

(unknown, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 8:47)
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Personal piss space
Cunts that try and engage you in conversation, while at the trough.


Silence is golden,
(I helped save b3ta! Ken Oath, Mon 21 Mar 2016, 13:43, 20 replies)
alright Ken Oath

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Mar 2016, 15:24, closed)

Alright mate.
(I helped save b3ta! Ken Oath, Tue 22 Mar 2016, 10:58, closed)
Didn't you flounce?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 21 Mar 2016, 16:50, closed)

Me? Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Ken Oath, Tue 22 Mar 2016, 11:05, closed)
Stop going to sausage bars, then.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 22 Mar 2016, 7:14, closed)
In a Camden bar toilet, years ago, a horribly drunk guy sidled up to me at the pissers
and labouriously tried to tell me an off-colour joke that I'd heard before and wasn't all that funny anyway. It was really awkward as I tried to finish without getting his piss on my shoes and the whole thing put me in mind of Ricky Gervais's cringey-style comedy in The Office, which was popular at the time. Having managed to get away after delivering a half-hearted and thoroughly unconvincing laugh at the punchline that he still managed to get wrong, I turned around to be see that the next man in line for the urinals was Stephen Merchant, co-writer of cringey comedy The Office, who was quietly giggling to himself having clearly found the whole incident hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 22 Mar 2016, 8:19, closed)
Perhaps he was laughing at your balloon hat?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 22 Mar 2016, 10:22, closed)
Strikethrough knot

(Roger McGough-Pipe, Tue 22 Mar 2016, 16:20, closed)
I used to know a guy from Newfoundland
who would drop his pants and trousers to his ankles while pissing and no-one ever tried to strike up a conversation with him
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 23 Mar 2016, 9:23, closed)

While nought worse than a chat at the trough with full visuals, a decent effort at anon interaction between the traps is always a good'un.

A disguise of the voice (pref so to sound like a work mate), and a subtle but loud "it's coming" is bang on the mark, with a good bit of groaning.
(BrontoChorusBob, Tue 22 Mar 2016, 21:16, closed)

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