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A friend of mine recently attended a 'Champaign Lunch', where he was compelled drink as much fizzy stuff as he could between the first and last courses. In an ideal world we'd ask restaurant staff to tell us stories about fatties stuffing themselves at All You Can Eat places, but we recognise that our members don't all work in the catering trade, so for the rest of you - tell us something about abusing freebies. BTW: Bee puns = you fail.

(, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:16)
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Being something of a cheapskate, I found a website linking to numerous promotional giveaways on t'net. Most of the stuff on there was utterly useless to me, but with nothing more than a gammy hotmail account for the spammage, I found great amusement (I was VERY bored at the time) in sending some of this shite to the security lads at work;

Shampoo & conditioner for the bald guy,
Lipstick and makeup samples for the rampant homophobe,
Chocolate biscuits for the fat(test) one, etc. etc.

The best one had to be the free sample of incontinence aids that I selected for the young perv. Now this site even allowed you to select the size of sample you would like to receive. Obviously I picked the largest available, expecting some super-size tena lady in the post. I was quite surprised then, when a couple of weeks later arrived a large jiffy bag adressed to said perv, containing a full-size adult nappy. Many a chuckle was shared, as it stayed pinned to their noticeboard for months.

-Obligatory length joke-
It would have taken a 7-inch log easily! *badum-tishhhh*
(, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:46, 4 replies)
So, the question is,
What is the address of this magical place of wonder?
(, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 19:59, closed)
I haven't the foggiest, that was about 5 years ago. I just tried a UK filtered google and stacks of 'em came up. I'm not bored / sad / poor enough to find the better ones these days though!
(, Fri 9 Nov 2007, 10:35, closed)
Adult nappy...
Brilliant! Woe betide whoever I get for secret santa this year.
(, Fri 9 Nov 2007, 20:12, closed)
I sent
free samples of ky jelly warming lotion to my boss.

that was fun
(, Fri 9 Nov 2007, 23:44, closed)

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