Abusing freebiesA friend of mine recently attended a 'Champaign Lunch', where he was compelled drink as much fizzy stuff as he could between the first and last courses. In an ideal world we'd ask restaurant staff to tell us stories about fatties stuffing themselves at All You Can Eat places, but we recognise that our members don't all work in the catering trade, so for the rest of you - tell us something about abusing freebies. BTW: Bee puns = you fail.
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lizard, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:16)
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gratis apiaryMy uncle was once given a number of free bees. They were freebies.
(, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 16:51, 8 replies)
oh noesI'm going to kill you with a brick
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 16:54,
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*shakes head*and ponders that there's always one...
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 8 Nov 2007, 16:55,
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There will be many more of these to come.(, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 17:01, closed)
Were therethree of them?
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browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 17:02,
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I am ashamed of myselfBut only a little
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GeniusIts the way you play with the words, frank.
Makes me want to wank my cock till it hurts!
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Oh dear......I think we're straying into apeloverage territory here.
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