Abusing freebiesA friend of mine recently attended a 'Champaign Lunch', where he was compelled drink as much fizzy stuff as he could between the first and last courses. In an ideal world we'd ask restaurant staff to tell us stories about fatties stuffing themselves at All You Can Eat places, but we recognise that our members don't all work in the catering trade, so for the rest of you - tell us something about abusing freebies. BTW: Bee puns = you fail.
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lizard, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:16)
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Recently,we went to the Imperial War Museum in london, and to sleep on the HMS Belfast.
On the way there, a girl introduced me to the wonders of splenda. (The little sweetener tablet things you can get, one in a packet)
Each time we stopped at a service station, I stuffed my pockets with them, to the point that they were bulging fairly noticeably. Take note that these are quite thin sachets with one single tiny (but extremely stong) sweetener inside.
Length?
Think battleships.
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ClanSoul, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 18:57,
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Pity that Splendagives you colo-rectal cancer and damages the nerves where your spine joins skulls.
But hey, knock yourself out!
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