Abusing freebiesA friend of mine recently attended a 'Champaign Lunch', where he was compelled drink as much fizzy stuff as he could between the first and last courses. In an ideal world we'd ask restaurant staff to tell us stories about fatties stuffing themselves at All You Can Eat places, but we recognise that our members don't all work in the catering trade, so for the rest of you - tell us something about abusing freebies. BTW: Bee puns = you fail.
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lizard, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:16)
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Health care problemsabout 5 years ago when i was about 14 (you do the maths to calculate my age!) i used to love these freebie websites where one could order free shit.
(samples of tea bags, free dvd about double glazing etc...) until one day i came acrosss the holy grail
free parker pen.
sound my 14 year old mind thought.
so i filled the form in
and then it asked about my buisness details.
of course at this stage i really wanted my parker pen and wasnt going to settle for no.
so i filled out my buisness details.
as the nhs.
and i forget about my parker pen.
until 3 months later i get a package to "Dr MD-mnmlst" its my bloody parker pen with the nhs logo on it!
only it turns out it wasnt free at all.. damn pen got charged to the buisness details.
Nhs got charged about £4 so a 14 year old could have a pen that he lost 2 days later.
I dont know about length but that makes me sound like a wanker.
(, Fri 9 Nov 2007, 1:12, 2 replies)
hahahafucking right on!
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 9 Nov 2007, 9:15,
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Age ?23YO?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:32, closed)
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