Abusing freebiesA friend of mine recently attended a 'Champaign Lunch', where he was compelled drink as much fizzy stuff as he could between the first and last courses. In an ideal world we'd ask restaurant staff to tell us stories about fatties stuffing themselves at All You Can Eat places, but we recognise that our members don't all work in the catering trade, so for the rest of you - tell us something about abusing freebies. BTW: Bee puns = you fail.
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lizard, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:16)
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F*ck me! I've got a 'When I Was At Uni' storyIt was the final year and graduate recruitment fair at St. Idiot's and All Fools College, and once again an enormous, faceless company (let's call them MonkeyGrunt SlaveCorp) had set up a stand to entice eager young graduates to sign up to a life of drab corporate carrot-chasing.
There was lots of free booze, and of course we availed ourselves liberally of it until standing up and uttering coherent speech became more of a dream than a possibility.
Now, of course, (a) sausage factories like MonkeyGrunt SlaveCorp have been doing these events since the reign of King Ethelfroth the Ugly, and (b) there is nothing remotely original, interesting or unexpected about students getting pissed, especially when the booze is free.
So when MonkeyGrunt SlaveCorp subsequently announced that 'We will no longer be recruiting at St. Idiot's and All Fools College because of the drunken behaviour of its students', we really did feel a glowing sense of achievement.
(, Fri 9 Nov 2007, 7:31, 2 replies)
*applause*What did you actually... DO?
(, Fri 9 Nov 2007, 9:11, closed)
That's just it. We have no idea.It must have been something special.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:57, closed)
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