Abusing freebiesA friend of mine recently attended a 'Champaign Lunch', where he was compelled drink as much fizzy stuff as he could between the first and last courses. In an ideal world we'd ask restaurant staff to tell us stories about fatties stuffing themselves at All You Can Eat places, but we recognise that our members don't all work in the catering trade, so for the rest of you - tell us something about abusing freebies. BTW: Bee puns = you fail.
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lizard, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:16)
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Apprentice alcohol story #1There were 10 of us. aged 18-19
There was the company who hired us, a cash cow for us to milk
There was the Manager who seemed to fancy one of the blokes. (secretly of course as the manager was a he)
The words "Team Building" were thrown around a few times.
There was a check issued.
There was a small basket of food...
and a Huuuuuugeeeee trolley of booze.
what is there now?
We are banned from that training college as there are vomit stains on the floor, a broken fridges, missing pool balls and a cum stain on the college flag.
(, Fri 9 Nov 2007, 11:51, 1 reply)
I want to knowwhy someone jizzed on a pennant. There has to be a story there somewhere...
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 9 Nov 2007, 12:38,
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