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A friend of mine recently attended a 'Champaign Lunch', where he was compelled drink as much fizzy stuff as he could between the first and last courses. In an ideal world we'd ask restaurant staff to tell us stories about fatties stuffing themselves at All You Can Eat places, but we recognise that our members don't all work in the catering trade, so for the rest of you - tell us something about abusing freebies. BTW: Bee puns = you fail.

(, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:16)
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My God! What is that man doing to his arse?
A friend of mine firmly believes that anyone who abuses freebies gets what they deserve. And thus, his flat has an interesting little wireless setup. From the outside, it looks perfectly normal. You can see it publicly, connect and log in. Anyone can do this, it's free for all.

He is not quite so virtuous as you think. Anyone who connects to our wireless can browse the internet freely. Surf any webpage they desire. This assumes their computer is on the allowed list. Those who log onto the wireless with their computer not on the list get full wifi too. Except for the minor detail of every single image downloaded being replaced with a random shock site image (goatse, tubgirl, hai2u etc), and every single word on a html document being replaced with a swearword. I think he's even got plans to try and detect any kind of streaming video, and replace it with 2 girls 1 cup, though he's not implemented it yet.

(just a warning, don't go looking for any of the above shock sites unless you're really sure, especially the video one)

Just one of the many benefits of living with a computer geek
(, Fri 9 Nov 2007, 11:54, 3 replies)
hilarious...
... but I forsee the potential for a rather interesting legal situation.
(, Fri 9 Nov 2007, 12:00, closed)
Legal
Yeah, probably not legal. I recommended to him to change the name to "over18sonly" or something :P That way, they have no excuse
(, Fri 9 Nov 2007, 14:26, closed)
If you change it to over18sonly you'll get more under 18's looking
because they'll think it's porn.
(, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 23:12, closed)

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