Abusing freebiesA friend of mine recently attended a 'Champaign Lunch', where he was compelled drink as much fizzy stuff as he could between the first and last courses. In an ideal world we'd ask restaurant staff to tell us stories about fatties stuffing themselves at All You Can Eat places, but we recognise that our members don't all work in the catering trade, so for the rest of you - tell us something about abusing freebies. BTW: Bee puns = you fail.
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lizard, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:16)
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harvey bastarding nicsmy ex flatmate had gone shopping in edinburgh to the annual harvey nics store card holders pissup shopathon. alone. first mistake!
several hours later she phoned me with great news. she had bought me a jumper which was reduced down to a bargain £100. (at the time this was a considerable amount of cash. cash that i didnt have!)
needless to say i was going to have to pay for this so i thought it would be wise to skip uni and drive to edinburgh to get a refund immediately. second mistake!
upon arriving at harvey nics i was greeted by my flatmate carrying umpteen bags of clothes and two glasses of champagne. champagne?!?!?
'whats this?' i ask.
'its free' she replies
(no prizes for guessing what happened next)
an hour and a half and a ridiculous amount of cheap bubbly later and i was suitably twatted to think it a good idea to spunk 2 months rent on a jacket which is about as practical as a used tampon. just cos its got a fancy frickin label.
free champagne - big mistake.
harvey nics are cnuts!
(, Fri 9 Nov 2007, 13:05, Reply)
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