Abusing freebiesA friend of mine recently attended a 'Champaign Lunch', where he was compelled drink as much fizzy stuff as he could between the first and last courses. In an ideal world we'd ask restaurant staff to tell us stories about fatties stuffing themselves at All You Can Eat places, but we recognise that our members don't all work in the catering trade, so for the rest of you - tell us something about abusing freebies. BTW: Bee puns = you fail.
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lizard, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:16)
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I winI bought an Aero chocolate bar in my local ESSO petrol station t'other day for 37p. Got home, opened it up, bit into it, and I was shocked. Fucking shocked.
There were no bubbles in it, just solid Nestle chocolate!
I was bloody jumping, untill I realised I had basically been eating a Yorkie. Yorkie's are 40p.
I had unwittingly got free 3 pence worth of Yorkie chocolate, for the price of a 37p Aero.
Take that, Thatcher.
Length eh? 6 inches, brown, and in sections.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 9 Nov 2007, 15:49,
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You didn't eat it, did you?You should have sent it back to Nestle claiming you were disappointed that it lacked bubbles (which are the Aero's selling point, after all). They'd've given you a refund and a voucher for some more Aeros.
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Bob Todd whee, Fri 9 Nov 2007, 15:58,
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As aboveI did that when I got a Kitkat containing no wafery bit. They sent me a whole box to make up for it.
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luckyyou really are in the luck aren't you?
i only meant to click i like this twice, but it went through three times!
makes your 3p profit seem pitiful doesn't it eh, now that this gem has been revealed?
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