Abusing freebiesA friend of mine recently attended a 'Champaign Lunch', where he was compelled drink as much fizzy stuff as he could between the first and last courses. In an ideal world we'd ask restaurant staff to tell us stories about fatties stuffing themselves at All You Can Eat places, but we recognise that our members don't all work in the catering trade, so for the rest of you - tell us something about abusing freebies. BTW: Bee puns = you fail.
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lizard, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:16)
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Guinness fraud.After a beer festival in London, me and my parents got to the train station to head home when my dad spotted a man giving away a free can of Guinness to each person.
My dad went past, got a can, went over the train bridge, came back, got another can and carried this on until the bloke realised he'd seen him before and told him to piss off.
I'd have thought the pockets full of Guinness cans might have given it away the 4th or 5th time...
(, Fri 9 Nov 2007, 23:43, 2 replies)
You on the rag, Spimf?All your replies are degoratory, even if the post is passable. Having a bad day?
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Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Sat 10 Nov 2007, 1:10,
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