Abusing freebiesA friend of mine recently attended a 'Champaign Lunch', where he was compelled drink as much fizzy stuff as he could between the first and last courses. In an ideal world we'd ask restaurant staff to tell us stories about fatties stuffing themselves at All You Can Eat places, but we recognise that our members don't all work in the catering trade, so for the rest of you - tell us something about abusing freebies. BTW: Bee puns = you fail.
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lizard, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:16)
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Advantage at AirportMyself and three mates were at an airport, waiting until it was time to board, and so we naturally got sloshed at the airport boozer. Luckily, we passed some foreign bloke on a stall giving out weird-flavoured Jack Daniels shots, such as coke flavour (that's actually the only one I remember). Once the shot had settled, we tried our luck again and got another round of shots for nothing. Then, we swapped jackets, and once again he served us. By that point, we realised the bloke couldn't really give a toss, so just formed a 4-man queue and repeatedly joined the back of it after downing our shot.
After three goes at it each, he stopped serving us, for some reason.
(, Sat 10 Nov 2007, 14:39, Reply)
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