Abusing freebiesA friend of mine recently attended a 'Champaign Lunch', where he was compelled drink as much fizzy stuff as he could between the first and last courses. In an ideal world we'd ask restaurant staff to tell us stories about fatties stuffing themselves at All You Can Eat places, but we recognise that our members don't all work in the catering trade, so for the rest of you - tell us something about abusing freebies. BTW: Bee puns = you fail.
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lizard, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:16)
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Freebie abuseDon't really recall abusing freebies myself but I've seen how its done:
1 - Get married and have some kids
2 - Go on holiday
3 - Send one of the kids off to stay at a friends or family members place
4 - Claim the kids missing and that you can't go home without them
5 - Wait for someone to set up a charity site for your "missing" kid
Hey presto! Free holiday! If the local police start creating a bit of a fuss though, piss off home sharpish but see if you can't blag a few days off work in the process...
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 20:57, 3 replies)
oh and pay the morgage with the funds...from the charity... don't forget about that!
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:57,
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Genius!(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:11, closed)
Or bump the kid offthink what you'd save over the next 18 years or so!
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:14, closed)
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