Abusing freebiesA friend of mine recently attended a 'Champaign Lunch', where he was compelled drink as much fizzy stuff as he could between the first and last courses. In an ideal world we'd ask restaurant staff to tell us stories about fatties stuffing themselves at All You Can Eat places, but we recognise that our members don't all work in the catering trade, so for the rest of you - tell us something about abusing freebies. BTW: Bee puns = you fail.
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lizard, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:16)
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What is it about......management-level meetings that makes teeny tiny sandwiches de rigeur?
Freebies yeah, but not worth bothering with, let alone abusing... well, maybe verbally. Honestly, I've eaten peanuts that have filled me more than those things do.
EDIT for ANCRENNE: Yeah, there are often leftovers but all I can think of is that they've been liberally mauled with for the best part of an hour before being thrown open to the masses. Ick :|
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:16, 4 replies)
The solution isto eat lots and lots and lots of them.
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:30, closed)
I concurWe have a lot of said meetings and the amount of times people have said to me 'You not hungry?' - that's when I'm in the meetings, when you get the castoffs afterwards brought into the office, there is only one answer. As a colleague of mine was porking down his 7th roast beef and Horseradish triangle, I pointed out that I had seen the previous 6 being handled then left by a sweaty fat senior manager who had just left the toilet without washing his hands. Green face on demand.
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 19:12, closed)
RickGrimesIt really would take more than that to put me off my grub. I'd have to see actual feces on the sandwich itself before I stopped to think about it.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:59, closed)
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