Abusing freebiesA friend of mine recently attended a 'Champaign Lunch', where he was compelled drink as much fizzy stuff as he could between the first and last courses. In an ideal world we'd ask restaurant staff to tell us stories about fatties stuffing themselves at All You Can Eat places, but we recognise that our members don't all work in the catering trade, so for the rest of you - tell us something about abusing freebies. BTW: Bee puns = you fail.
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lizard, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:16)
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Sports AlmanacAn old man gave me a Sports Almanac from the year 2015 and told me to bet on the winners, guaranteed to win every time. I lost it as quickly as I lost interest.
He called me a butthead.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 7:22, 2 replies)
You didn't lose it at all.......some shaking demon stole it from you. Now make like a leaf and get out of here!
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 8:25,
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I don't know how to break this to you...but I wouldn't go to the school dance if I were you. There's a distinct possibility you might get punched in the face and knocked out by a rather dweeby bloke from your school...and you don't even succeed in your rape attempt.
It's all that Kalvin Clein's fault. What a little cunt...and he can't mime guitar very well either.
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 8:56,
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