Abusing freebiesA friend of mine recently attended a 'Champaign Lunch', where he was compelled drink as much fizzy stuff as he could between the first and last courses. In an ideal world we'd ask restaurant staff to tell us stories about fatties stuffing themselves at All You Can Eat places, but we recognise that our members don't all work in the catering trade, so for the rest of you - tell us something about abusing freebies. BTW: Bee puns = you fail.
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lizard, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:16)
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Not so much a freebie...rather the fact it was not nailed down then I do honestly believe its rightfully mine.
Saturday morning, woke up in a hotel in the center of a large northern city... Now the few times I have ventured to this particular city I have been somewhat oblitterated, and this time was exactly that... So you can understand my miffdom when half naked I was presented with the trolley donkey comeing to inspect the mini bar... I'd only managed the night before to quaff two miniture gins, so when he replaced them I decided it was well within my rights to pretend such an activity had not occured and necked the two of them for a tramp breakfast.
they have as of yet to appear on my credit card...
give it a week
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 11:52, Reply)
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